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Song Parodies -> "(Star Wars) Blockbuster!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"(Star Wars) Blockbuster!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Star Wars Episode VII arriving on December 18, 2015!! WARNING: SPOILERS!!!
Finn wants to join the right fight
The First Order just wasn't right
Stuck on Jakku
Never has seen Rey before
A speeder is racing
She's coming for you
Shelter in broken AT-AT opens a new door

Rey is... a sight to see
With BB-8
She's scavenging
The girl is wild
But needs to train
Under Jedi Skywalker
She'll face her brother
Not a Sith- Kylo Ren
But worships Grandpa Vader!

(Oh-oh, here it comes)
With the toys
At Toys 'R' Us
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Star Wars blockbuster!
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
For girls and boys
Costumed grown-ups
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Star Wars blockbuster

Poe Dameron too
Black Leader of X-wings- cool!
A deadly man
His flying skills are far too sharp
Against TIE fighters
Snokes better beware
He's gonna tear your base apart


[Instrumental Interlude]

(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
With the toys
At Toys 'R' Us
(Whoa-oh, here it comes)
(Loud shouts) Star Wars blockbuster!
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(This December)
Yes, time is almost up
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes, Star Wars blockbuster!
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Loud shouts)
Get ready for saber fights, oh-yeah!
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Star Wars blockbuster!
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(In thousands of theaters)
Audiences wild, whoa!
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Lots of toys for girls and boys
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Lights out, lights out
Loud shouts, loud shouts
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Yeah, yeah) Star Wars blockbuster!
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Another record-beater)
Trailers watching and waiting, oh-yes
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Episode VII

Finn, Captain Phasma is coming for you!!!

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Total Votes: 23

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Rob Arndt - October 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Note: This only has SPOILERS for true SW fans who know the trilogies AND who are following Ep VII. I did this chronologically per the film. I think I know the ending but won't say. For SW fans, between EPs 8-9 are 3 other SW films based on the new characters set for each other year: '16, '18, and '20!!! Disney's Marvel as has 2 more for next year- "Gambit" and a different kind of Spiderman where six villains take him on. It's called "Sinister Six!"
Jonathan - October 23, 2015 - Report this comment
thanks now the OS is gonna be stuck in my head all day! seriously thank you I love that beat! 5's
Rob Arndt - October 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Most Hall & Oates songs are that way Jon!!!
Michael Pacholek - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment
I can just imagine Han, before falling for Leia, singing, "You're a rich girl, and you're going too far, 'cause you know it don't matter anyway." But it did matter. Just to be clear: You don't rip arms off when you don't get fives, do you?
Peter Andersson - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Here's another theory:
Rob Arndt - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment
I think that the third trailer and official poster give it away. Rey is at the core fighting Darth Revan (aka Kylo Ren). The trailer shows Ren mourning Vader and vowing to avenge which is personal. Rey fights him with Luke's light saber. Who are they then as they are the same age? Jaina and Jacen Solo. In the books, Jacen turned to the dark side and became Darth Caedus by 40 ABY. Jaina had to fight him. This happens in Ep VII at 30 ABY. Darth Vader is obviously their grandfather and Luke is their uncle. Han and Leia are their parents. Like Luke and Leia they were separated soon after birth (Leia went to Alderan and Luke to Tattooine). Star Wars has always been a family saga with the Force. The only persons of interest to me of unknown origin are female Captain Phasma (J.J. Abrams borrowed from the movie Phantasm) and the greatest star pilot in the galaxy- Black Leader Poe Dameron who flies the new T70 X-Wing! Phasma is after Finn, the black Stormtrooper of the First Order. Poe will attack Starkiller Base against Grand Master Snokes and General Hux.
Edward Gibbon - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment
This parody and the related comments are Exhibit A for the evidence of the decline and fall of Western Civilization.
Rob Arndt - October 25, 2015 - Report this comment
All in good fun. I take it the Force is not with you!!!

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