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Song Parodies -> "Donetsk on His List"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss on My List"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Donetsk on His List"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another faulty ceasefire agreement...
The West wonders why
Why Red troops cross the line
What can he say?
He doesn't feel the need
To give such targets away...

West thinks maybe he needs help
Such Ukrainian fright
Would be better off
Not challenging Putin's Red might!

When O's pissed and Europe insists
Vlad must desist
When they want to show
Diplomacy exists
He only smiles when he lies
And acts so surprised

(Because Donetsk) Donetsk is on his list
(Because Luhansk) Luhansk is on his list
Because military might still persists
When E Ukraine is in sight
(Because Donetsk) Donetsk is on his list
(Because Luhansk) Luhansk is on his list
For the Separatists rights

They go crazy wondering
'Bout artillery and T-70s
Little "Green Men" forming up in lines
Transported in BTRs and BMPs

West forgets the fight's on-going
It's so hard to stop
Territorial gaining
Hours waning
Yes, the battle's still on

When O's pissed and Europe insists
Vlad must desist
When they want to show
Diplomacy exists
He only smiles when he lies
And acts so surprised

(Because Donetsk) Donetsk is on his list
(Because Luhansk) Luhansk is on his list
Because military might still persists
When E Ukraine is in sight
(Because Donetsk) Donetsk is on his list
(Because Luhansk) Luhansk is on his list
For the Separatists rights

Listen, world:

(Because Donetsk) Donetsk is on his list
(Because Luhansk) Luhansk is on his list
Because military might still persists
When E Ukraine is in sight
(Because Donetsk) Donetsk is on his list
(Because Luhansk) Luhansk is on his list
No, the timing's not right...

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Jonathan - February 16, 2015 - Report this comment
well done! 5's
Rob Arndt - February 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, perhaps another version could have been "Outta View" for "Xanadu!!!" But I think I'm saving that one for "Overdue" (based on a book I read recently).

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