Old Potassium Nitrate
Known as KNO3
White, odorless
A crystalline structure
Military training
Chow time, in the food
Yeah, the "Green eggs" are abhored!!!

Induced impotency
Yeah, that sucks
Anaphrodisiac feeds
The libido is down
Edible doctoring
Leaves a psychological scar
In barracks shattered
If you're into "self-love"
You won't be getting too far!!!

(Chorus)
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
Watch out boys
The chow's messed up
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
It's the saltpeter!
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
Watch out boys
The chow's messed up
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
It's the saltpeter!

Yeah, there's nothing that you can do
With institutionalized food
It's inhuman
In BMT it's such a vital part
Desire is shattered
Oh, don't give in to despair
Basic's not long and the libido WILL restart

(Chorus)

Instrumental Interlude

Oooooooh
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
I can't c-m
Watch out boys
The chow's messed up
(No blood flow, I cant c-m)
(Watch out) It's the saltpeter!
(Oh no, I cant c-m)
(It's the saltpeter)
Yeah, the chow's messed up
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
I can't c-m, it's the saltpeter!
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
(Watch out)
Old Potassium Nitrate-yikes!
(Oh no, I cant c-m)
I cant c-m
It's the saltpeter!
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
(It's the saltpeter!)
The libido is down
(Oh no, I can't c-m )
I can't c-m
Watch out boys, watch out boys
(Oh no, I cant c-m)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh no, I cant c-m)
(Sad, sad) It's the saltpeter!
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
(It's the saltpeter!)
No masturbating, oh no!
(Oh no, I can't c-m)
Yeah, it's the saltpeter!!!

Grooooooan!!!