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Song Parodies -> "Math Class I'm Gonna Flunk"

Original Song Title:

"Method of Modern Love"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Math Class I'm Gonna Flunk"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Parodying this song by Hall & Oates was as hard as any math test I ever took in school. They just keep going and going and going and going and saying the same crap over and over again. This is why this one took me so long to parody and on top of that they spell out words so you have to have the same amount of letters and have it make sense. Tough, tough song but I pulled it off and finally "Hooked On Matthias" is done and will be up shortly!
M-A-T-H I-S S-O H-A-R-D
M-A-T-H I-S S-O H-A-R-D

Can you take Y and multiply
By X then divide
By five and find it's root?

Use formulas and equations
Sink into my thick skull
Class I hate never use this junk

Algebra
Numbers are my biggest pain (Ugh!)
The groups and rings
Always slip out of my brain

M-A-T-H I-S S-O H-A-R-D
It's the Math Class I'm gonna flunk
M-A-T-H I-S S-O H-A-R-D
It's the Math Class I'm gonna flunk

My mind is goo... Complex numbers
Let's switch Z for 2
So my nerves are less frayed

Geometry
What's the circumference?
Points, lines and planes aren't fine
Want to find the space in space

Vile Calculus
That Issac Newton's why I scowl
Sines and Cosines
On a Tangent hear me growl

M-A-T-H I-S S-O H-A-R-D
It's the Math Class I'm gonna flunk
M-A-T-H I-S S-O H-A-R-D
Due to Vectors I'm gonna flunk
M-A-T-H I-S S-O H-A-R-D
Check Statistics I'm gonna flunk
M-A-T-H I-S S-O H-A-R-D
When it's test time grade's gonna dunk

(Math Class Sucks, Math Class Sucks)
(Really Stunk, Really Stunk)
M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
(Ugh... Ugh... Ugh...)
M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
(Ugh... Ugh...)

Chaos Theroy's Tough
M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
It's the Butterfly Effect
M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
I don't get this, Math class sucks, I'm so f*cked
M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
(Cause my brain is gunk)

When I measure stuff (when I measure stuff) I get stumped
M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
(Don't know what I'm doing, Help me!)
Don't know what I'm doing, Help me!
M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
Trig is my plight, I'm not that bright
Triangles really bite
Oh, When will I use this junk?
That's why Math Class sucks, Gonna flunk

It's so lame the best class is lunch
Concentrating on these fractions still gonna flunk
Subtract, Add then Divide
Combinatorics blows my mind

M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
Know I won't pass
With a class this tough

You think cause I'm a nerd
School's a simple time
But my grade's on a steep decline
I will be dead, I'm in a bind

I'm in your math class, Teach me
I can't find the prime
This book learnin' sucks, Gonna flunk

M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D
Red marks cause this test was tough
M-A-T-H-I-S-S-O-H-A-R-D

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