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Song Parodies -> "Cheeseburger"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Cheeseburger"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Hungry?
All the ingredients must be right
To feed the hungry types
Get the BBQ
Add Kingsford and lighter flu
Watching and waiting
For the charcoal to glow
Half lb patties to grill for me and you

Soaked in Worschestershire please
Salt & pepper
Onion powder sprinkled lightly
Sauce made is mild
Ketchup, mustard,
And Kraft Mayo from a jar
Toasted buns on a platter
Put on the BBQ gloves
To flip a dozen or more

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Watch out guys
It'll fill you up
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
A deluxe cheeseburger
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Watch out guys
With cheddar cheese on top
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
A deluxe cheeseburger

Three will make you full
Hot right off the grill
Meat fit for a man
And will extend that fat gut
The juices do splatter
Delicious made better
Condiments stacked bottom to top

(Chorus)

[Better than fast food]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Watch out guys
It'll fill you up
(Whoa-oh, here it comes)
(Half lb) a deluxe cheeseburger
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(A deluxe cheeseburger)
Ooh, it's juicy and hot
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes, a deluxe cheeseburger
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Half lb)
The ingredients have to be right
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
A deluxe cheeseburger
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(A deluxe cheeseburger)
Sauce is so mild
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Watch out guys, get some fries
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Oh, chow down, chow down
Chow down, chow down
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Yeah, yeah) a deluxe cheeseburger
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(A deluxe cheeseburger)
With some parmesan grated
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Big fat deluxe cheeseburger!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   11
 11
 11
 

User Comments

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Jeff - April 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Say Cheese! (Bad pun) 5's
2Eagle - April 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Mouth watering. Now give me a Greek salad.
Rob Arndt - April 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Save room for some Strawberry Eclair cake! 🍰
Paul McCoy - April 23, 2018 - Report this comment
This made me hungry! Bought myself a Super Star with cheese meal! Three fivers!
Jonathan - April 23, 2018 - Report this comment
I most certainly am hungry now, Rob! for burgers & cake! 5s
Rob Arndt - April 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Jon, look up Non Bake Strawberry Eclair cake. You can make it at home without baking anything. The baked version is different. GL
Kacy - April 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Yummy in my tummy! 5s
Hmmmm! - April 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Robert, how come you still can't pace anything to the original song? It's not rocket science. You never follow the flow of the original lyrics. Why is that? I know this song very well & your pacing is terrible. I don't get why all of your 11 votes have a 5 for perfect pacing. Can the people who left them not see what I'm seeing? Your 1st line is "All the ingredients must be right" (9 syllables). The 1st line of the OS is "She'll only come out at night" (7 syllables). How did you not see that if you shortened it to "Ingredients must be right", it would have paced perfectly? Line after line is mismatched. You changed "Nothing is new" (4 syllables) to "Get the BBQ" (5 syllables). "I've seen her here before (6 syllables) to "Add Kingsford and lighter flu" (7 syllables). "But her eyes are on the door" (7 syllables) to "Half lb patties to grill for me and you" (10 syllables).Almost every line is just as wrong. I really would like to see you comment about this. My impression is that you really don't care as long as you eventually have the biggest total of entries.

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