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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Out with that Hairdo"

Original Song Title:

"You Belong to the City"

Original Performer:

Glenn Frey

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Go Out with that Hairdo"

Parody Written by:

Strange James

The Lyrics

Inspiration taken from Weird Al's Don't Wear Those Shoes, only about a woman's hideously disgusting hairdo rather than an ugly pair of kicks. Enjoy, as always.
I saw you near the beauty shop
What’s that monstrosity that you have on top?
Was Forrest Gump your beautician?
Or did they think a cat was on your head again?

I don’t see why you got this done
Maybe you want to look like one of the Simpsons
It’s making all the children cry
They all said “Nice hair,” well guess what, they lied
Are you sure you’re not a carnie?
Maybe you should hear my plea

Don’t go out with that hairdo
Don’t go out in the streets
Chances are you’re going to scare off
Everyone that you see

You weren’t made for this hairdo
It’s really an eyesore
It’s in your mind, that you look cute
No one is begging for more

When you left the house, you’re on the run
You’re living proof that blondes do not have more fun
Don’t think it’s strange, it’s not a shock
Since you should be moving to Fraggle Rock
You’re giving people nightmares
A real life Freddy Kruegar

Don’t go out with that hairdo
Even when it’s the night
No one needs to see that in public
A graphic image, that’s right

Please get another hairdo
Anyone else will do
That image burned into my brain
Not going anytime soon

You can hear the people screaming
See them all poking their eyes out
They all thinkin, hey, your fashion’s stinkin’, hey
And now for this crime, I’ll say one last time
Don’t go out with that hairdo, save yourself all the shame
Don’t go out with that hairdo, so you won’t be to blame
Don’t go out, don’t go out….

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WarrenB - January 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Some very nice lines including "well guess what, they lied." I enjoyed this.
Strange James - January 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, man, each song I write is an improvement.

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