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Song Parodies -> "Bad to the Gnome"

Original Song Title:

"Bad to the Bone"

Parody Song Title:

"Bad to the Gnome"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Smell people hate gnomes...
I'm just a guy named Norm
Working gardens year 'round
And also lawns with lawnmower
Landscaping the grounds
I F-ck squirrels and gophers up
Kill pests around the home
Then one day without warning
The folks brought a gnome home, and I was

Bad to the gnome
Bad to the gnome
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the gnome

It broke my heart
This Deutschland fool
Standing near the door, lookin' crazy
Definitely uncool
Left eye was a bit lazy
Red hat like a cone
Awful blue clothing
Had a fake pipe to smoke
Bad to the gnome
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the gnome
Couldn't leave it alone

Covered it with leaves
Pretended it wasn't real
Moved it behind a bush
Knocked it over, in garage wheeled
The gnome drove me crazy
Wish they'd shipped it back home
And get back their money
Before it's soon gone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the gnome

Everyone stared from the street
Wanted to move it inside
Break it with a hammer
Wanted that evil thing to die
The dog peed on it daily
Got a call on the phone
Folks going on vacation
I'm gonna destroy that gnome
Bad to the gnome
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the gnome

Went missing, you know... Ha, ha, ha!
I bashed in it's skull!!!

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Agrimorfee - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
I actually enjoyed this very much, Rob. You should go for this kind of silliness more often.
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks AG, but I'm not a very silly person ;-)
Claude Prez - March 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks to Agri for pointing this out - I usually ignore yours in part because I don't think we share the same sense of humor much. But this one was actually pretty funny. And I think it's even funnier that I'm saying that about a parody that ends with "I bashed in its skull!!!" as its hilarious final punchline. Seriously, well done; give yourself some 5s haha

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