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Song Parodies -> "Hareless Easter"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whisper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"Hareless Easter"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Happy Easter folks! Hope the bunny was better to you than this poor fellow.
I woke Easter morn
And I was so mad
To find out that I was scorn
No huge chocolate prize
Colored eggs to hide
Was denied those tasty sweets
Did the rabbit die?!

This Easter is a sham, Oh man!
There’s no treats or even baskets
Where’s my candy? I was scammed
This rodent isn’t cool
I can’t be a beggar but this season’s plans
To taste some PEZ and munch on sugar
Have been ruined cause there’s no free snacks
And now I’m feeling screwed

Oh no…

I
Don’t recommend
A Hareless Easter
We’ll tie these loose ends
Peeps were not supplied
So he fried my mind
I’ve got a killer sweet tooth
This bunny I must find!

I’m going to hunt this damn rabbit
Lucky feet won’t keep him livin’
It’s not easy to forget
When it’s your job, You fool!
He’d better be clever to dodge my bullets
His rabbit hole is blown to Heaven!
So I’m gonna blast this damn rabbit!
Unless he gives me food!
Oh!

(Sugar is what I want!)

He seemed to piss off the whole crowd
Torches and pitchforks are pulled out
Maybe we’re going insane
Shouldn’t this be Jesus Christ’s special day?
It seems we all want to eat Twizzlers
We’re ready to pull the trigger
Are we really going to blast bunnies?
Yes way!

Cause we’re gonna hunt this damn rabbit!
We’re all sick of this bland Easter!
With no gum we take offense
We really lost our cool
Like Looney Tunes Elmer Fudd we’re getting tense
And in a trance to “Kill the Wabbit”
So we’re finding Peter Cottontail
To get our gummy worms!

Some have swords drawn
Fight with pure brawn!
This Easter dawn
We’ve come in throngs
Milk Duds have turned us all into drones!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Scotty Dangerously - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
This is similar to Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy." Lady Gaga has rejected Weird Al from attempting to make fun of her. If Weird Al knows that today's and future's artists are going to object him, I suggest to him that he should be making fun of classics from the '80s and '90s. In other words, the Easter song parody you wrote is what Weird Al could sing and record, ONLY if he gets a chance. Jesus was a Jew, just like me. Anyways, I give you 5s on this one parody.
Wild Child JIN - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Scotty Dangerously: I think there was something posted about that, here at amIright or I remember reading at Yankovic's blog too, I think it goes like this, Lady Gaga's publicist made the decision for Lady Gaga, and when Lady Gaga found out about it, she immediately told Yankovic that he could do the parody, video, and put it on his album too, and speaking of parodies, This one was really good too Matthias! How about me going Gaga and giving you three 5's too!? ;-) Excellent Work!
agrimorfee - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I liked the bridge tying in the theological issues...Easter Probably has less significance than Christmas for most of Western society.
Blaydeman - April 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) As a catholic, I always found it funny how Christmas and Easter have become non-denominate holiday and completely commercialized. Most American families that aren't catholic still celebrate Easter and Christmas. It's hillarious, like this parody!
Scotty Dangerously - April 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Wild Child JIN: I guess I misunderstood the situation between Weird Al and Lady Gaga. Anyways, I hope that parodists like you, Weird Al, Matthias, me, and others keep up the good parody work.
Rex - May 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oh that wascally wabbit, keeping all the sugar to himself! Funny stuff.
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I find it weird that despite this being a very well done parody, very funny, great pacing and weaving in a satire on the commercialisation of Easter, I'm still focusing on the "Jesus Christ's special day" line. Though maybe that's because the opening line doesn't say which day of Easter you woke on. If it was Good Friday, I'd be confused 'cause that's a sad day as that's the day of the Crucifixion. If it was Sunday, then it makes sense as that's Resurrection Sunday, which is a special day of celebration. Uh, whoops, religious tangent, don't mind me, I'll just give you your well-deserved 555 and be on my way...
Matthias - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry about the confusion there T-Cop. I meant this to be about Easter Sunday with the resurrection of the Lord.
Below Average Dave - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Easter is a holiday that I never really got into. . .namely because as a kid it meant running around a yard to get eggs that I could just go in the kitchen and make myself, though I did always like the ham and free chocolate, but then I usually still had Halloween candy come Easter. Its well written Matty--just hard to get a lot of humor out of "Easter" and as someone who doesn't really get into Easter. . .I just didn't get into this one. . .sorry
Syncronos - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
And here I thought this was going to be about a rabbit with Alopecia or something...I thought this one was funny, but I can see how you might get a finger wag or two...either way, nice work!

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