-> "Hareless Easter"
Original Song Title:
"Careless Whisper" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
I woke Easter morn
And I was so mad
To find out that I was scorn
No huge chocolate prize
Colored eggs to hide
Was denied those tasty sweets
Did the rabbit die?!
This Easter is a sham, Oh man!
There’s no treats or even baskets
Where’s my candy? I was scammed
This rodent isn’t cool
I can’t be a beggar but this season’s plans
To taste some PEZ and munch on sugar
Have been ruined cause there’s no free snacks
And now I’m feeling screwed
A Hareless Easter
We’ll tie these loose ends
Peeps were not supplied
So he fried my mind
I’ve got a killer sweet tooth
This bunny I must find!
I’m going to hunt this damn rabbit
Lucky feet won’t keep him livin’
It’s not easy to forget
When it’s your job, You fool!
He’d better be clever to dodge my bullets
His rabbit hole is blown to Heaven!
So I’m gonna blast this damn rabbit!
Unless he gives me food!
(Sugar is what I want!)
He seemed to piss off the whole crowd
Torches and pitchforks are pulled out
Maybe we’re going insane
Shouldn’t this be Jesus Christ’s special day?
It seems we all want to eat Twizzlers
We’re ready to pull the trigger
Are we really going to blast bunnies?
Cause we’re gonna hunt this damn rabbit!
We’re all sick of this bland Easter!
With no gum we take offense
We really lost our cool
Like Looney Tunes Elmer Fudd we’re getting tense
And in a trance to “Kill the Wabbit”
So we’re finding Peter Cottontail
To get our gummy worms!
Some have swords drawn
Fight with pure brawn!
This Easter dawn
We’ve come in throngs
Milk Duds have turned us all into drones!
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