Well I guess it would be nice
If there was a group we could attend
I know we could make buddies
It could be for you
But I gotta think twice
Before I give my idea away
I know all the games we’ll play
Cause I would play them too.

Oh but I
Need some time off casue I’m getting bullied
By the biggest, toughest guy around
But when he comes to his senses
And stops his bullying
Well it takes a decent group
To show him the door….

The door to the base
That wonderful place
The bu – buddy base
The door to the base

Bully
I know you’re calling me gay
But please, please, please just go away
You say I’m gonna lose
Bully
Well maybe its you that’s gay
But I get beat up everyday
Is it because I’m a supporter of the blues

Before a sore eye
Becomes a black one
Just please say you’ll punch me a bit lower
Oh bullies reconsider
Why don’t you bully
That little thick boy
Who can only count to four

I’ll run to the base
It’s the safest place
The bu – buddy base
I’ll run to the base

Before a sore eye
Becomes a black one
Just please say you’ll punch me a bit lower
Oh bullies reconsider
Why don’t you bully
That little thick boy
Who’s asking for more

I’ll stay in the base
Cause theres lots of space
The bu – buddy base
Lets make it a race
I will come first place
To the buddy base
And I’ll see your face
When you see the base, base, base