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Song Parodies -> "Peeing in The Pool"

Original Song Title:

"Twisting By The Pool"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Peeing in The Pool"

Parody Written by:

PikaJoe

The Lyrics

This one is about going to a cruddy hotel where not only it's expensive, but too many kids won't stop taking a whiz in the swimming pool. We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool!!! Note: I have nothing against Holiday Inn. This is only for humor.
We're going to a Holiday Inn
Not going to a villa, or a chalet
There is this one thing you ought to know
The cost of hotel rooms aren't so low
Yeah, the water's not so clean
Hope you know what I mean
It ain't gonna be so cool
Peeing in the pool

Whizzing in a small hot tub now
High prices, rather stay at Super 8
Children peein' in the pool, I need a shower now
This is starting to get gross
Yeah, the water's not so clean
Hope you know what I mean
It ain't gonna be so cool
Peeing in the pool

And we can still get information
Better places for vacation
Their room service is always out of reach
I'd rather go to the beach

Eww, not funny to pollute
Peed all over your bathing suit
Children don't you even try
We have some urine indicator dye
Yeah, the water's not so clean
Hope you know what I mean
It ain't gonna be so cool
Peeing in the pool

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Dan - August 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Marco? Pee-yew!!! 555!

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