-> "On the Joys of Burglary"
Original Song Title:
"Money for Nothing"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"On the Joys of Burglary"
The Lyrics
{In the background}
You don't need
That expensive TV
You don't need
That expensive TV
You don't need
That expensive TV
You don't need
That expensive TV
Now look at them houses that's the way to do it
You play the burglar and ya swipe tvs
This ain't workin' that's the way we do it
Money for nothin', lots'a stuff for free
Now this ain't workin' that's the way to do it
listen closely, ya can't be dumb
If the cops can catch ya you might go to jail
If ya land there, you won't have no fun
We're gonna gank those microwave ovens
Other kitchen accessories
We're gonna "move" these refrigerators
We're gonna "move" these color TVs
See the stupid people with the cubicles and bosses
Dumb people, they're playing fair
The stupid people do their nine-ta-fivers
While all the crooks like us are millionaires
We're gonna gank those microwave ovens
Other kitchen accessories
We're gonna "move" these refrigerators
We're gonna "move" these color TVs
Gonna gank those microwave ovens
Other kitchen accessories
We're gonna "move" these refrigerators
Gotta "move" those color TVs
You gotta learn to use a lockpick
You gotta learn to aim a gun
Oh crap, it's a witness, quick get a gun up to her ribcage, Bob
Then we'll have some fun
And look up there, what's that? Expensive artwork?
Looks like this house we picked'll give us quite a spree
Oh, this ain't workin' that's the way to do it
Get your money for nothin', lot'sa stuff for free
We're gonna gank those microwave ovens
Other kitchen accessories
We're gonna "move" these refrigerators
We've gotta "move" these color TV's
Now look at them houses that's the way to do it
You play the burglar and ya swipe tvs
This ain't workin' that's the way we do it
Money for nothin', lots'a stuff for free
Money for nothin', stuff for free
Money for nothin', stuff for free
Money for nothin', stuff for free
Money for nothin', stuff for free
{several minutes of repeats...}
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