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Song Parodies -> "Guns For Nothing(A GTA:Vice City song)"

Original Song Title:

"Money For Nothing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dire Straits

Parody Song Title:

"Guns For Nothing(A GTA:Vice City song)"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to the best M-rated video game of 2002.
(Background vocal: )
I want my...I want my GTA
I want my...I want my GTA
I want my...I want my GTA
I want my...I want my GTA

(drum & instrumental break - guitar intro)

Look at here,fans
Listen to my story
A little story about a man named Tommy
He's a just a man
Who's spent 15 years in prison
He's got guns for nothin' but cars for free

Look at here, people
One day, he was runnin'
He was runnin'
From those cops
But he's got a chainsaw and a sniper rifle
He will use them to kill those cops

He wants to accomplish his mission
In a place that he wants to be
We got to get in that helicopter
We got to stay in Vice City

He's at the mall to fight against the SWAT team
Before he ends up in a jam
He'll end up a wanted criminal
But he doesn't really give a damn!

He just thinks that he's really tough
In a place that he wants to be
We got to get in that helicopter
We got to stay in Vice City

(instrumental break)

I should have known that he's an ex-convict
I should have known that he f**ked up his life
Look at that Tommy-he's robbin' and stealin'
He always gets in a strife

And what's he doing? He's commitin' crime
He's doing all of this in Vice City
But it's working
That's the way he does it
He's got guns for nothing,but cars for free!

He wants to accomplish his mission
In a place that he wants to be
We got to get in that helicopter
We got to stay in Vice City

(instrumental fade)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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raddog20002002 - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I am quite surprised that the third person put a good score on this parody. Thanks to whoever it is.

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