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Song Parodies -> "The Devil Went Down On Georgia"

Original Song Title:

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Charlie Daniels Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Devil Went Down On Georgia"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The Devil Went Down On Georgia
Made a helluva deal with Mort
He'd been really pissed,
Because his evil list
Was in arrears and one sin short

Discovered Morton and his girlfriend, Georgia
In a parked car, sweatin' a lot
Well, the devil jumped onto the hood of that Ford
And said, "Mort, let me tell ya' what.."

"I'll bet ya' never knew it,
But, I'm an oral sexer, too
Ya got a hot babe, there
And if you share,
I'll wager some with you..

You swing a pretty good foreplay, Hoss
But not like satan can do
This bag a' gold
Against your soul
She'll say I'm better n' you.."

Mort says, "You got a wager,
And you may think that you'll be picked
But you're gonna' flub
Old beelzebub,
Cuz, I'm the best that ever licked.."

"Morton you better do your stuff,
And give it your best shot
Because the pleasures I lay on Georgia
She'll say she never got..

And if you win you get this big
Old bag that's full a' gold
But if you lose..
The devil gets your soul.."

The devil licked his ugly lips
And he said, "I'll start this gig"
Poked out his tongue,
It was red and long
Georgia's eyes grew saucer big..

The devil blew a fireball,
And he said, "Get ready, Miss,,"
Lotta' lightning flashed,
And thunder crashed,
Some music played like this...

(Instrumental fiddlin' around)

When satan finished, Georgia moaned
Poor Mort looked a little stunned
But, he raised his fist, yelled, "Geronimo!"
Said, "There'll be no comparison !"

Pounced like a bear, all over her
Couldn't see him move, he was just a blur
Like a chicken in a bread pan, pickin out dough
Even had the devil sayin' "Go, Man, Go !"

The devil's horns were drooped and down
He knew that he had lost
Tucked his tail between his legs
And the bag a' gold, he tossed

Morton said, "When ya' get more balls,
We can do the rematch thing.."
As Lucifer just sulked on off
Morton flashed his tongue piercing

Pounced like a bear, all over her
Couldn't see him move, he was just a blur
Like a chicken in a bread pan, pickin up dough
Even had the devil sayin ' "Go, Man, Go !"


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Johnny D - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, you should be ASHAMED of yourself, taking advantage of Chucky G by posting such an explicitly sex-oriented parody --- you get three fives.
AFW - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...that's why I made it long..I was hopin' he wouldn't read it all... :<)
John Barry - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Fan-fiddle-tastic. Fives.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
You should do a more explicit version for whatfreaks, I like it, 555.
Red Ant - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish I had thought of this, hehe. Excellent AFW, high 5s.
AFW - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, and Stephen,.. I dunno...I've always felt that, less explicit...and kind of subtle sex, is more comfortable and funnier..
Rick C - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Guess we'll have to start calling you Colonel Angus. 555
AFW - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant....and Rick C.
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Geez, AFW...did you slip Chucky twenty bucks or something? This was GREAT GREAT GREAT, but kinda proves my theory that the parodies don't often get read before being approved. Anyways, good on yer for getting it thru. 555
Paul Robinson - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Aw...this is just GREAT, AFW...the absolute best way to write one of these, because you are really stretching out and using your brain...and then tickling ours with the result...I mean, anybody with a keyboard can rhyme "f*ck" with "s*ck"...the novelty and humor of that usually wears off for most folks as their age moves slightly past puberty. Yeah...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought this can't possibly be what i think its about..but it was...quite a concept...mouthwatering in fact....5s plus
Red Ant - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I see why this was approved, it could be about French Kissing, though the title would suggest that Georgia would have to be upside-down or shorter in statue for that to work in a perfectly innocent fashion. You cunning-linguist.
Michael Pacholek - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
"The Devil Went Down On Georgia"... Maybe Chucky thought you were a descendant of a Confederate veteran singing about the great William Tecumseh Sherman. But you faced both a difficult problem and the alleged ban... and you've got 'em both licked.
AFW - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof...for your vote and the and complimentary comments...actually I wondered if it would go thru...I tried to keep the actual nasty words out...and hoped it would pass..he seems to be a bit more lenient, lately .........................................................................­.................................................... Thank you, Paul..for your vote and kind comments..I agree with you on avoiding such words, probably, because I am indeed a few years past the "Pube" age.. .........................................................................­.................................................... Thank you, alvin..for your vote and coy comments of sophistication .........................................................................­.................................................... And thank you again, Red Ant, for your humerous comments...good pun... .........................................................................­.................................................... And thank you, Michael, for the vote, and clever comments
Phil Alexander - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Won't surprise you to hear that I considered doing one with this title, but I decided not to follow up this idea... it (like Georgia) has been done once or twice before - but I have to say none of the versions I googled were anything like as good. This was very well handled. So to speak.
AFW - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, I was sure that many had thought of this switch of the main title...but, I didn't find any listed, when I ran Amiright search..some references to it, in comments, is all..l didn't try google
carol - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn I can't stop laughing. This is thourghly naughty beyond belief and side splittingly funny!! 555
AFW - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol...for proving that women do get the vote, on this
Agrimorfee - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'.
AFW - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Later thanks, to Agrimorfee

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