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Song Parodies -> "(We're All) Clowns"

Original Song Title:

"(We're All) Clones"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"(We're All) Clowns"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

The Republican Clown Car for 2016 has 17 people still inside. Donald Trump is making our election process into a reality show, 3 of the candidates have scandals in their own office (one has already been indicted) and the rest of the bunch are, well......clowns!
I'm a clown
You know it and that's fine
I'm one of ten in the debate
Carson's the doctor
Perry's out of time
He'll run for election another day


I want your vote, so do we all!
We're all clowns
Republican, one and all
Republican, one and all


We'll destroy the government
We'll destroy your lives
Tons of problems on the way
We're through, Democrats
We don't like your kind
(We) love other ones, wealthy ones
Greedy boys, rich ones


I want your vote, so do we all!
We're all clowns
Republican, one and all
Republican, one and all


Trump will have no problem adjusting to his clown status
He's a danger to himself!
All day long we hear Bush crying so loud
George, I wanna be myself
George, I wanna be myself
I just wanna be myself
Just myself
I'm myself


I want your vote, so do we all!
We're destroying government
We're destroying lives
Lots of problems on the way
We're through, Liberals
We don't like your kind
(We) love the other ones....wealthy ones
Greedy boys, rich ones


I want your vote, so do we all!
We're all clowns
Republican, one and all
Republican, one and all


I want your vote, so do we all!
We're all clowns
Republican, one and all
Republican, one and all


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Rob Arndt - September 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Been a long time Jeff. I'm a REP but will give you a 555 for the parody. The DEMs only have two clowns and Hillary has torpedoed herself with her scandal now falling to Bernie Sanders. Can't wait for idiot Biden to toss his hat in the ring. Can't wait for a verbal barrage of his F-word vocabulary. And hey, hows that "Peace in our time" bad Iran deal going? That's the Democratic version of "Death to Israel!!!" Seems the DEMs have learned nothing from WW2, the Holocaust, and 9/11 combined! You might as well just release $100 Billion to fund Shia militias and Hezbollah directly!!! Obama- "Go terrorism and nuclear proliferation in the Middle East!"
Jeff - October 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Points noted....but ANYTHING is better than another Bush in the White House.
Rob Arndt - October 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Funny Jeff, but the Right would say the same thing about ANOTHER Clinton in the White House! On a serious note, you may not have to worry about Jeb much longer. Despite all efforts, he's holding in 5th place, single digits. The non-politicians Trump, Carson, and Fiorina hold the top slots. Anti-establishment is on everybody's minds these days. Look at Sanders as well...

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