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Song Parodies -> "Preppys"

Original Song Title:

"Poison"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"Preppys"

Parody Written by:

Flibbertigibbet

The Lyrics

This is a preppy-bashing parody. Enjoy!! =D
(verse one):
Designer clothes
and brand new nose
Pricey cologne
you're just a clone

(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle

(verse two):
Sweaters, Khakis
with your lackeys
Dockers, short hair
they hate the squares

(chorus):
They listen to groups like Good Charlotte and Blink(oh no)
they prefer to go out and have blue daiquiri drinks
They drive around in BMW's, man(and Benz)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
Preppys

(bridge):
Pricey cologne
you're just a clone

(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys
And preppys are not real people
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle
Preppys

(chorus):
I can't stop laughin', you are all just the same(the same)
I'd like to throw things at you and put you into shame
I want to take away all your credit cards(and cash)
I want you to understand that you're nothing but preppys, yeah
To me you're just a beetle, Preppys, oh yeah
I can't get into the mall, all ya'll takin' up the hall
you're preppys, to me you're just a beetle

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Preppy Alice Cooper - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
People does not rhyme with beetle.
EmiLoca - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm somewhat preppy. But I think I exist...or do I?...I suppose it's all objective...but if I don't exist, what proof is there that anyone else exists...but how would I be able to tell if I don't exist...4-4-4...beetle?...
Flibbertigibbet - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Just because I'm making fun of preppys, doesn't mean anyone needs to get their panties in a bunch. If I took offense to the parodies that I read, I'd never leave this site. Because I'd be complaining. But, I don't let it get to me. Neither should ya'll. Oh, by the way, in a cosmic world, beetle DOES rhyme with people. Plus, in this world of songs, words don't have to rhyme exactly. So, have a nice day. =)
EmiLoca - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't worry, I have no problem with someone bashing my religion, social status, political group or lover into a pulp. Honestly! I mean, freedom of speech gotta count fo' something. I was just bunching my panties over my own mistake - taking your parody too seriously and debating over whether or not I exist. Which...I'm still not sure about. And I'm not wearing any underwear, so no worries.
Jim - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I listen to Good Charlotte and Blink heh
HEllo Konichiwa - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I dress like a prep, am considered a prep, yet i CANNOT STAND Blink 182 or good charolate, or any new music group. i guess it is a stereotype though.

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