-> "2008 Subway Fresh Fit 500 Recap"
Original Song Title:
"Take On Me"
Parody Song Title:
"2008 Subway Fresh Fit 500 Recap"
The Lyrics
Jared Fogle (Subway Spokesman): Hey Everyone i need your help here: gentlemen, start your engines!
(Instrumental)
Darrell Waltrip: Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, Let's Go Racing Boys
Jimmie Johnson
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
tonight's is really saturday
Johnson's Final Lap
Went by 31.19 seconds to win it
Jimmie Johnson (wins at Phoenix)
He Knocked Bowyer (Number 07)
But Hamlin finished 3rd
And 4th to Carl (4th to Carl)
So needless to say Chad Knaus
Put it in Neutral, I'm Good
I've got good fuel pressure
Jimmie Said
We Are Now Going to win this
Jimmie Johnson (wins at Phoenix)
He Beated Bowyer (Beated Bowyer)
But Hamlin finished 3rd
And 4th to Carl (4th to Carl)
(Instrumental over v/o)
Mike Joy: Jimmie Johnson off turn four, first win for hendrick in 2008!, Jimmie Johnson coasts across on fumes and wins it!
Lots of Engine Failures
Wiped out Rocket Ryan
and Elliott Sadler
Kurt Busch said for finishing 23rd
My Car's So Tight it
Wouldn't turn at Talladega.
Jimmie Johnson (wins at Phoenix)
He Beated Bowyer (Beated Bowyer)
But Hamlin finished 3rd
And 4th to Carl (4th to Carl)
5th to Mark (6th to Burton)
Dale Jr. finishes 7th
and Truex finishes 8th (Greg Biffle 9th)
Rowdy Kyle rounds up the top 10
Casey Finishes 11th
and Bobby finishes 12th (finishes 12th)
(etc. to fade)
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