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Song Parodies -> "Rebuild Steve"

Original Song Title:

"Take on Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rebuild Steve"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Steve Austin, the $6 million dollar man!
Breaking away
("We have separation." - Steve)
A chase plane on the way
(Inboard and outboards are on."
"I'm comin' forward with the side stick." - B-52 Pilot)
Damper Three
("i've got a blow-out in damper three!" - Steve)
Looks like the Lifting Body's screwed
("Pitch is out! I can't hold altitude!" - Steve)
("Flight Com! I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's break--"
- Steve)
BOOM! But help is on it's way!

Rebuild Steve (rebuild Steve)
New missions (new missions)
He's NOT gone
Spend $6 million!

Oscar Goldman say
OSI needs him
Dr. Wells, can he be saved?
Bionics will pave the way
Colonel stays,
He'll better better with a new body anyway!


Left eye, Right arm, two legs
60 mph, 20:1 zoom, super strength
Spying something new and better
Bionics on display
Save Jaime the exact same way...
(For $4.5 million, Max $1 million)

Narrator: "Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive." Oscar Goldman: "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to create the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster."

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - June 21, 2017 - Report this comment
we can write parodies, we have the technology. 455
Rob Arndt - June 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, when's your new parody coming out?
Jonathan - June 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm tinkering with a few ideas, including requests that have been made. when one comes to me, I'll let you know! thanks for asking! :)
Rob Arndt - June 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, I was thinking that " Maneater" could be "Fierce Flavor" about a spicy food or "Clam Chowder." Just some random ideas...

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