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Song Parodies -> "Don't Take In Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Take On Me"

Original Performer:

Aha

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Take In Meat"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

Thinking away, you don’t know what to eat today
We'll tell you the best way, today’s the day to let fruit find you
Shine away, if you eat fruit, you will be OK

Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed

It should be needless to say, don't eat pork ends, fish or eel
Become awake, learn that veggies are the way
Stay away from beef, it’s so much better to be safe than sorry

Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed

Pork rings aren't the way for you to find health today
Put your worries away, we'll tell you all you need to remember
You'll shine away if you eat veggies & fruit all day

Don't take in meat (don't take in meat)
Don't take meat in (don't take in meat)
or your health will be gone
and you'll be screwed

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Porfle Popnecker - April 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Amusing parody, but to tell you the truth I ate a steak this weekend that was as big as a first edition of "Great Expectations." Yum yum!
vegan minstrel - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Song is at bit.ly/dont-take-in-meat

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