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Song Parodies -> "Take A Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Take On Me"

Original Performer:

A-ha

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Pee"

Parody Written by:

mac195

The Lyrics

I'm walking away
Had three beers and hope to find
A restroom on the way
Oh, no. The park restrooms are all closed I'm
Shy anyway
But I'll go on the grass here, OK?

Take... a... pee... (Take a pee)
Pee... ing... on... (Take a pee)
On... the... lawn...
By the lake... no loo

But here in Japan
When we drink we just don't care
We spray it anywhere
On the go, no need for a benjo
Wee like a man
Peeing in the street is safe in this land

Take... a... pee... (Take a pee)
Pee... ing... on... (Take a pee)
O...no... -san's...
Front yard gate.... no loo

And once in LA
Knew a girl who liked to play
A strange sort of game
Hoped her mother would never find out
Some mild distaste
Somewhat shocking to me when she'd say

Pee... on... me... (Pee on me)
Be... my... john... (Pee on me)
Aw..., go... on...
It's OK...

Pee... on... me... (Pee on me)
Be... my... john... (Pee on me)
Aw..., go... on....
It's OK...

Pee... on... me... (Pee on me)
I'm... your... john... (pee on me)
Loose... your... schlong... (Pee on me)
It's OK... (Pee on me)

Pee... on... me... (Pee on me)
Pee... on... me... (Pee on me)
Pee... on... me... (Pee on me)
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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1
Total Votes: 7

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 2   0
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 3   2
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Xander999 - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha, this is actually one the best parodies I've read in a l----o----n----g time.
mac - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Xander!
sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
4-3-3, i guess it's just me, but i didn't think it was that funny
mac - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe it's just me, Soatead, but I think 3s for this one is a little harsh. It's not a classic, but it isn't bad.
sloatead - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
just my opinion, mac. like i said in one of my parodies, you can take it with a salt grain, or take it any way you like
Yet Another Dutchman - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahh, I needed that... Funny stuff! Oops, I think I just went in my pants!
Posse of Two - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
My fav song. Can I download it? You can download my music at www.soundclick.com/posseoftwo
Tall Trav - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Holy Christ this is great! I love the band and all...but this is fantastic. Now my wife's wonder why I'm laughing my ass off in the basement.

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