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Song Parodies -> "Vin Diesel: Queen of the Girl Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"South Side of the Sky"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Vin Diesel: Queen of the Girl Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


Here's the original short story on which this parody is loosely based:

Porfle Asks: "Would You Buy Girl Scout Cookies From Vin Diesel?"

Vin Diesel
He tried with all his heart
To win the
Upcoming movie part

Of Angela Fouts
Queen of the Girl Scouts
No one tried as hard as Vin that day
In southern side L.A.
At making cookie sale history

He set out
"Buy cookies!" he would blurt
While wearing
Full uniform with skirt

And pigtails of red
Disguised his bald head
No one looked the part like Vin that day
To duplicate the way
Of Angie skipping so merrily

Miss Fanning as she's known
Was vying
To win the cookie throne

But Vin beat her up
Behind Gas 'n' Gulp
No one was as desperate as Vin
The leading role to win
While veering close to insanity


The moments
Seemed lost amidst the crunch
Of cookies
Vin gobbled by the bunch

His hunger consumed
His chances were doomed
Was he ever hungrier that day
In southern side L.A.
His munchies cost him the victory

An Oscar
Behind the velvet rope
Denied him
Cause he was such a dope

Which caused him to lose
The part to Tom Cruise
Was there ever bitterer non-win
Not Angela was Vin
Instead, her ugly mom Hillary

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Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked it, but I wonder what Arwen will think. And what does it say about Diesel that, when I think of him, I think of her?
Porfle Popnecker - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
He should be flattered!
John Barry - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Like it. I once opined on schlock a Vin:
Porfle Popnecker - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Aha, now I see about Arwen. Good thing my parody was so complimentary toward Vin.
Rob Arndt - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Good work Porfle-555!!! Now if someone could just determine Vin's ethnic background ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Yes, Vin is a many-faceted individual.

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