-> "Thetis, Don't Let Achilles Go Off to Invade Troy"
Original Song Title:
"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys"
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Parody Song Title:
"Thetis, Don't Let Achilles Go Off to Invade Troy"
The Lyrics
Thetis, don't let Achilles go off to invade Troy.
Don't let him make war against that Asian force,
Give him a Greek anger management course.
Thetis, don't let Achilles go off to invade Troy.
Though he's got royal blood and he thinks he's a stud,
What the Greeks need is a horse.
Trojans ain't easy to love, and they're harder to fight.
They'd rather not make peace, but they want piece all night.
Young Paris chuckles at King Menelaus
And each night shows Trojan power.
So Queen Helen goes on a Paris vacation
To check out his eye-full tower.
Thetis, don't let Achilles go off to invade Troy.
Don't let him fight Trojans and fierce Amazons,
Let him guard queens while Greek kings are all gone.
Thetis, don't let Achilles go off to invade Troy.
Though Helen's a beauty, it's not your son's duty
To fight for Agamemnon.
Achilles should simply ignore Queen Helen's defection,
He knows that she's safe with all her Trojan protection.
Your son should be on Olympus drinking nectar,
Not in Troy fighting with Hector.
Agamemnon has others with weak brains and strong backs,
Let him clean up Troy with Ajax.
Thetis, don't let Achilles go off to invade Troy.
Though he might be stronger than the man of steel,
Achilles has his own kryptonite deal.
Thetis, don't let Achilles go off to invade Troy.
It would be a hardship if he went on this trip
And got done in by a heel.
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