-> "Llamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Zoobies"
Original Song Title:
"Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys"
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Parody Song Title:
"Llamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Zoobies"
The Lyrics
Zoos are not easy to take for the occupants, there
Teased by the children and laughed at, objects of stare,
More like a prison, with constant confinement,
Lost freedoms are ramble and play
Animal activists fight hard to keep them unstrung,
The natural habitat way..
Llamas don't let your babies grow up to be zoobies
Locked in those cages is a life that just sucks
Captivity makes the owners big bucks
Llamas don't let your babies grow up to be zoobies
They'll suffer a lot, spend much time all alone,
Please set 'em free in the wild..
Zoos are a trade off, of cities, for cool jungle mornings
Handlers and trainers, abusers, just won't treat 'em right
Peaceful and quiet is missing, there's no solitude
Only the clatter and noise.
It's all wrong and so different, with tough sacrifices
And no chance for wilderness joys
So, Llamas don't let your babies grow up to be zoobies
Behind bars in cages is livin' that sucks
Misery bound's makin' someone big bucks
Llamas don't let your babies grow up to be zoobies
They can't live a full life, cramped in such a small space
Let 'em run free in the wild
Let 'em run free in the wild
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