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Song Parodies -> "Real Meat"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Me"

Original Performer:

Who

Parody Song Title:

"Real Meat"

Parody Written by:

TullyGirl

The Lyrics

I hate Spam...
I went back to the grocer,
To get a juicy steak,
I need some real meat in my system,
But instead a got a heinous fake,

Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!

I went back to the Wegmans,
I said "I Need some real meat!"
This guy said "No, we don't have that,
but we have a bologna-like treat"


Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!

The sweat on the bologna
Looks so gross and fake
Strange people eat that,
Into pies they bake it!

Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!

I ended up at the doctors
after eating moldy ham,
it seemed a little scary,
guess I was better off with the Spam!

Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
yech.

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TullyGirl - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't believe they even published this crap.
Agrimorfee - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Yup, they did. And it was worth it. Good job!
TullyGirl - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks

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