Song Parodies -> Real Meat
| Original Song Title: | "The Real Me" |
| Original Performer: | Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "Real Meat" |
| Parody Written by: | TullyGirl |
I hate Spam...
I went back to the grocer,
To get a juicy steak,
I need some real meat in my system,
But instead a got a heinous fake,
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
I went back to the Wegmans,
I said "I Need some real meat!"
This guy said "No, we don't have that,
but we have a bologna-like treat"
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
The sweat on the bologna
Looks so gross and fake
Strange people eat that,
Into pies they bake it!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
I ended up at the doctors
after eating moldy ham,
it seemed a little scary,
guess I was better off with the Spam!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
To get a juicy steak,
I need some real meat in my system,
But instead a got a heinous fake,
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
I went back to the Wegmans,
I said "I Need some real meat!"
This guy said "No, we don't have that,
but we have a bologna-like treat"
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
The sweat on the bologna
Looks so gross and fake
Strange people eat that,
Into pies they bake it!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
I ended up at the doctors
after eating moldy ham,
it seemed a little scary,
guess I was better off with the Spam!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat?
Butcher, Butcher!
Can I have some real meat,
Butcher, Butcher!
yech.
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I can't believe they even published this crap.
Yup, they did. And it was worth it. Good job!
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