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Song Parodies -> "Putt Putt Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Putt Putt Wizard"

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The Lyrics

Lots of time off - met my match on the green carpets.
Clever, winsome as a hung boy
I’d blade a ‘lil white ball
Through clown’s mouth, which will frighten
I just evade the wall
Then a quaint scene, strutting quite prim
Drinks any old booze at all
That deft, lumpy swine twit
Tours with a green tin ball

His hands have a tattoo
All thumbs, smart ass on caffeine
Kneeling, taking dumpers
While displaying spleen
Ablaze, no inhibition
He doesn’t count them all
That deft, lump swine twit
Slurs, crazy teen, he’ll fall

He’s a putt putt wizard
Though he got a three, he missed
A putt putt wizard
S’got touch, but now he’s pissed
Wow, will he sink or flub it – I don’t know
Putt breaks in, no good

He’s tainted, more infractions
Career’s no luster like Els
Moan incites a bashin’
Lazy, dense as well
Ball strays, asks for free play
Is clever, filled with gall
That deft, lumpy swine twit
Cur sprays obscene spit ball

I fought, I cussed, my rally maybe thin
I bust, stranded, my putt putt round is grim

Grievin’ as I cave and unable
He can cheat with zest
He recycles, feeds on gin
Chablis, dons fuzzy vest
He’s hot, striking zipping winners
Centers in the ball
That deft, lumpy swine twit
Pure putts a green tin ball

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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Agrimorfee - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Enjoyable as an expertly donexercise in word subbing, but kinda disappointing...there wasn't't much humor or storyline to go on. 544
Leough - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
555! Took me back to my youth...never could get the hang of that windmill contraption!
John Barry - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Three par 5's!
Callmelennie - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
You've got that Barry-esque and Turtle-esque ability to shoehorn in all kinds of semantic information with minimum expenditure of syllables, using all sorts of jerry-rigged grammatical constructs. Not many here can do that; I can do it occassionaly, but I'm always running into the problem of one too many syllables
Andy Primus - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Great subs all the way through. I've never tried to play real golf but I echo Leough's comment about this version of it. 555
Meriadoc - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Enjoyed your excellent wordplay!
WarrenB - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Likely the best of the day. In agreement with Callmelennie and Andy. Flows nicely with great subs.

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