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Song Parodies -> "Domino's"

Original Song Title:

"Domino"

Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Domino's"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

Digest this...
No need to digest it
Yyou might call me deranged
It still gets delivered
If you live within range

In case i 'chuck it on the ground
Dribble down my chest
Sure will be sorry
About clean ing all the mess
(I called)

Oh, oh Dominos (they're all right)
Send me over pizza dough,don't ya know
Lord I'm hungry
I said oh-oh Dominos
Send me over pizza dough, don't you know
Call 'em again
I said oh,ooh-oh, Dominos
I said oh-ooh-ooh-oh, Dominos
(Get it!)

There's a box of crispy crust
Yep, we got enough for all
And if I need another pie
All I have to do is call
Case of cold beer
We'll get stinkin' drunk and stuff our face
And if we never spill a crumb
It just means nothin went to waste
(Get it)

Oh oh Dominos
(All night!)
Send me over pizza dough, don't ya know
Lord I'm hungry
I said oh,oh Dominos
Send me over pizza dough,don't ya know
(Hey all night)
Call 'em again
Oh-oh-ooh-ooh Dominos
Hey get it
I said oh,ooh,ooh Dominos

No need to digest it
Causes too much inner strain
I know it's a mess but
Just upchuck it down the drain
Sometimes I overload
Splatter vomit on someone
You guys better hit the road
I'm pretty sure that I ain't done

Hey pie maker, I just want
Some cheese,extra pepperoni
On my pizza dough
On my pizza dough
On my pizza dough

Uh huh, all night
Uh huh, all night
Uh huh, all night
Uh huh, all night

Hear me man?


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Meriadoc - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You took the obvious and made it very funny! Fantastic job!
Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Paul, cheezy in a good way. One day,I'm gonna have to fake a crisis,go on a talk show,(free vacation ya know),and finally have the pleasure of making your acquaintance. (cheezy grin)
Paul W. - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Birgitta and Meriadoc, thanks so much for taking the time to respond.. I'm on my way to the kitchen right now, I missed a couple of spots while mopping the kitchen last night, and the roaches are starting to complain. One of 'em had a tiny can of ozium he was sprayin' around, and a tiny clothespin on his nose. Cheeeez, you wouldn't think a little puke would offend the critters....

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