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Song Parodies -> "Not a Lady"

Original Song Title:

"She's a Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Not a Lady"

Parody Written by:

Walt Conner

The Lyrics

I have kicked this around since the reality series "She's a Lady" was on the boob tube... No apologizes offered if anyone is offended!
Well you think she's what you want…
Got a body built to flaunt and makes you randy.
Wearing lipstick on her face,
Sort'a lookin' out of place, what a Dandy!

Not a Lady? Oh my God… Not a Lady!!!
Fig-ured it out, she's not a Lady… But this goddess is fine.

Has a pretty pair of eyes,
And reveals a big surprise when she's undressing
I know we're all alone,
Well she grabs me by the bone and gets to messing
Like a Lady, OH MY GOD… Not a Lady???
Thinkin' about this pseudo lady, and this "lady" is fine!!!

Well she's into whips and restraints, it's really kinky
I just lay back and enjoy, I never lift a pinky
What she's got, some guys might dread… But she's fab-u-lous in bed!
Helps me to get release from the stress of every day. I'M NOT GAY!

Man, she loves the trouser trout,
Always takes what I dish out, and acts so sleazy
Always knows just what to do,
Never asks, if I'm through, would never tease me.


Like a Lady. OH MY GOD! What a "lady"
Thinkin' about my special lady, and I think it's just fine.

Okay, Fine… NOT a Lady
Simply held, she is HOT, real nice fanny
So - what - if, she's a Tranny
Well this Tranny is fine!

Just as good as a Lady
Confessin' about this wild ass Lady…
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
And the lady is fine.

Oh - boy, need CIALIS®
'Cause I'm gonna get mine!

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alvin - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
well paced and funny / scary
Phil Alexander - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't wait for the video to come out ;-)

...and how appropriate: the security code is "3VD"
Kristof Robertson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Trouser trout....LOL! Excellent work here, Walt...it's hard to make this subject not offensive or derogatory; but by turning the focus back on yourself, you managed it with aplomb. 555
Tommy Turtle - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG. This was an epic with TMGLTM, but the switch at the end...! kick in the teeth! It spoiled the planned comment: Definition of the ideal woman = A lady in the living room and a wh*** (or b****) in the bedroom, but 555 - and congrats on having vaulted into the ranks of top-notch writers in an amazingly short time.
Walt C - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I know I am going to feel stu-ped but, what is TMGLTM??? I apologize for being a nubeee ... this is becoming an obsession
AFW - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Humor on the jutting edge...and so very well concocted..
TMGLTM - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Too Many Good Lines To Mention, and yes, it's unquestionably addictive, as discussed at http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/louchristie8.shtml

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