Song Parodies -> Not a Lady
| Original Song Title: | "She's a Lady" |
| Original Performer: | Tom Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Not a Lady" |
| Parody Written by: | Walt Conner |
I have kicked this around since the reality series "She's a Lady" was on the boob tube... No apologizes offered if anyone is offended!
Well you think she's what you want…
Got a body built to flaunt and makes you randy.
Wearing lipstick on her face,
Sort'a lookin' out of place, what a Dandy!
Not a Lady? Oh my God… Not a Lady!!!
Fig-ured it out, she's not a Lady… But this goddess is fine.
Has a pretty pair of eyes,
And reveals a big surprise when she's undressing
I know we're all alone,
Well she grabs me by the bone and gets to messing
Like a Lady, OH MY GOD… Not a Lady???
Thinkin' about this pseudo lady, and this "lady" is fine!!!
Well she's into whips and restraints, it's really kinky
I just lay back and enjoy, I never lift a pinky
What she's got, some guys might dread… But she's fab-u-lous in bed!
Helps me to get release from the stress of every day. I'M NOT GAY!
Man, she loves the trouser trout,
Always takes what I dish out, and acts so sleazy
Always knows just what to do,
Never asks, if I'm through, would never tease me.
Like a Lady. OH MY GOD! What a "lady"
Thinkin' about my special lady, and I think it's just fine.
Okay, Fine… NOT a Lady
Simply held, she is HOT, real nice fanny
So - what - if, she's a Tranny
Well this Tranny is fine!
Just as good as a Lady
Confessin' about this wild ass Lady…
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
And the lady is fine.
Oh - boy, need CIALIS®
'Cause I'm gonna get mine!
Got a body built to flaunt and makes you randy.
Wearing lipstick on her face,
Sort'a lookin' out of place, what a Dandy!
Not a Lady? Oh my God… Not a Lady!!!
Fig-ured it out, she's not a Lady… But this goddess is fine.
Has a pretty pair of eyes,
And reveals a big surprise when she's undressing
I know we're all alone,
Well she grabs me by the bone and gets to messing
Like a Lady, OH MY GOD… Not a Lady???
Thinkin' about this pseudo lady, and this "lady" is fine!!!
Well she's into whips and restraints, it's really kinky
I just lay back and enjoy, I never lift a pinky
What she's got, some guys might dread… But she's fab-u-lous in bed!
Helps me to get release from the stress of every day. I'M NOT GAY!
Man, she loves the trouser trout,
Always takes what I dish out, and acts so sleazy
Always knows just what to do,
Never asks, if I'm through, would never tease me.
Like a Lady. OH MY GOD! What a "lady"
Thinkin' about my special lady, and I think it's just fine.
Okay, Fine… NOT a Lady
Simply held, she is HOT, real nice fanny
So - what - if, she's a Tranny
Well this Tranny is fine!
Just as good as a Lady
Confessin' about this wild ass Lady…
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
And the lady is fine.
Oh - boy, need CIALIS®
'Cause I'm gonna get mine!
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well paced and funny / scary
Can't wait for the video to come out ;-)
...and how appropriate: the security code is "3VD"
...and how appropriate: the security code is "3VD"
Trouser trout....LOL! Excellent work here, Walt...it's hard to make this subject not offensive or derogatory; but by turning the focus back on yourself, you managed it with aplomb. 555
OMG. This was an epic with TMGLTM, but the switch at the end...! kick in the teeth! It spoiled the planned comment: Definition of the ideal woman = A lady in the living room and a wh*** (or b****) in the bedroom, but 555 - and congrats on having vaulted into the ranks of top-notch writers in an amazingly short time.
I know I am going to feel stu-ped but, what is TMGLTM??? I apologize for being a nubeee ... this is becoming an obsession
Humor on the jutting edge...and so very well concocted..
Too Many Good Lines To Mention, and yes, it's unquestionably addictive, as discussed at http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/louchristie8.shtml
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