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Song Parodies -> "Eat my Feces"

Original Song Title:

"She's a Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Eat my Feces"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

It is all that I want
It is brown and steams so hot
And dip it here
And the bathroom is my place, to stretch my buns and displace
Shit like deer
Eat my feces

Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine

Let me put it on your plate
Big or in chunks you will stay
And get seconds
In my spinchter, grab ahold
Put my shit into your bowl
And no passing
Eat my feces

Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine

It will come out of my ass
You will eat the steaming bullshit
You will like all of your fiber
You will like it like ExLax
But you say it tastes bad
And it is unusual
But just eat the crap
And you will eat it up

You will put in your mouth
And chew the dung in the town
And it is easy
And the caca will go through
Out of your ass so that you
Eat greatly
Eat my feces

Woah, woah, woah, eat my feces!
I'm talking about
Eat all the feces!
And the feces is mine

(repeat to fade)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 25

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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Willy Wanka - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
You fail GOOD DAY SURE!
Honka Konka - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This is some funny crap! 555
Jonathan S. - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Honka konka is sicka sicka. Pmaster, crawl into the sewer, where you belong. You are no longer welcome in society.
aoid - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
This is TOTALLY SICK. It goes WAY over the line, and it should be taken down now.
Guest - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody has already been reported for deletion, and I strongly agree that it should be taken down.
jONNY s. - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
WOOOOHOOOOO!!! Good for you, Guest! A thousand thanks, indeed!!
Maxed Powered - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Sorry to break it to you, it's been nominated for the song of the month by poomaster.
jONNY S. - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Well it's way too disgusting. The idea of this so called parody even suxx too. If there's any justice in this world, Chuck will set us out of our misery by taking this parody down like I've reported.
Agrimorfee - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(sotm) There should be an award called "anti-SOTM".
Jason - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) no comment.
SOTM Nominating Committee - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey SOTM candidates, just leave your token comment and we'll all assume that you read it. After all, you're read one piece of sh!t, you've read them all.
Red Ant - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Tom Jones meets GG Allin... pacing is pretty good, the rhymes way off in places, but this just isn't funny... might make a good soundtrack to one of those Japscat adult films, but otherwise it has an extremely limited audience, one of which I'm not a member. Sorry poomaster, but eating crap goes beyond what I find funny in this subgenre of parodies, but kudos for making me cringe anyway, something that is not easy to do.
McKludge - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) dude, ya got issues...
Peter Andersson - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM = Stinker Of The Month?
Raphaella So - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
sotm = song of the month... but nice explanation (SOTM) lol
Matthias - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Agrimorfee
Mr. Kritik - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Stupidest Of The Month.
Jonathan S. - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Who sent in the "Take it down like I reported" comment? (I didn't post it) I appreciate the support VERY much, though. And I like that whoever DID send it in has a brain.
bobpiecheese - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Why did you even bother to enter this? Not only do you waste our valuable time by having to comment on this, but you then have to comment on our works with stupid little sayings related to crap. Take your head out of the toilet, and start righting some good stuff!
Michael McVey - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Most people would consider this sick, but I disagree with the "take it down" business. If the First Amendment doesn't protect everybody, it really doesn't protect anybody.
Immoral Liberal - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't even read it but it should stay no matter what. These fascists like 'Guest" are stifling creativity. If you don't like it, don't read it, leave a comment and/or vote no. But don't ever mark something for deletion because you don't like it. Oh, right, sorry I forgot about the Patriot Acts - never mind.
stuart mcarthur - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I scanned it to see if it was what I predicted - yup (yawn) - but I've gotta find a positive so once again I am outraged, upset, offended, wounded, and shocked at your rebelliousness mate - how will I sleep?? tonight?
Johnny D - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What Michael McVey said.
Below Average Dave - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Woah. . . .Well, it paced, but past that--That's disgusting, I mean I was going to order pizza until I read this. . .you see, I don't automatically hate poo, and have gone to bat for your right to release parodies, but I have to admit, this is absolutely disgusting.
Mikey Squirrel - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Well, um, err.. yea. Whatever. That's all I can say.
Cat - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Do us a favor and keep those freaky fetishes to YOURSELF, 'kay? Sure will make a lot fewer of us barf...
wannabemustangjockey - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I agree with Cat. SOTM has had a number of songs related to poo in the past ... but this is just ridiculous and in very poor taste.
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Only commenting on this because I have to. In a month filled with parody gold, this is (unsurprisingly) a turd.
Jack Wilson - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This is CRAP!
Jason - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Jack, Jack, Jack! I really hope for the love of God that wasn't intended as a pun, your comment!
Jack Wilson - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Nah, it may seem it, but it really is crap
Ethan Mawyer - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't think poomaster is even around anymore but I'm leaving a comment anyway. This was gross, but actually probably not the most controversian parody of the original song that this site has seen. Anyone remember Adam Moses?
Jack Wilson - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
YES! He wrote that Dead Babies song to Nirvana
Stephen Harrington - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I imagine Poomaster is a regular at gurochan(gross adult site).
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know what to say, but...this is so disgusting! I couldn't eat for a whole month! You sure made everybody nauseous, no offense! However, you're very creative with the toilet humor in that song! This is a theme song for fecophiliacs! Although poomaster isn't around, I decided to leave a comment anyway.
Andria - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm sorry to say, but I enjoyed this parody despite the fact that eating crap is not something that I do regularly. (In fact, I don't do it at all, at least not in the literal sense.) Although Poomaster isn't around anymore, I'll still leave this comment and some 5s.

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