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Song Parodies -> "Stains of What I Ate Last Night"

Original Song Title:

"Squeeze Box"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Stains of What I Ate Last Night"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Many Americans should wear a bib at all times. We suffer from the dreaded Stainashirtica Syndrome. This is our story.
Mama made a cream sauce
I wear on my vest
And when appetite grows
I’m gonna make a mess

If my clothes are all white
Newer colors take flight
Showin’ off the cream sauce
Stains of what I ate last night

There’s some Texas Pete
And some sautéed meat
I’m now a painting from Pollock
I’m a masterpiece

I’ll be flinging all night
Get the pattern just right
Art has found my clean cloth
Tasty visuals that bite

Food goes in and on and in and on and in and on and in and on

See the colors so bright
With a smell that’s so ripe
Shirt’ll find a new cause
Dancing dinner’s landing site

I’m so cheesy
See my linguini
Patterns so
creepy, cool, and true
Hang me inside the Louvre

Cover me with crème sauce
Vegetables and Miller Lite.

Food goes in and on and in and on and in and on and in and on

If you’re eating ain’t right
And the food ain’t your type
Nothing is a lost cause
Décor rations will delight.
If you you'd like to help those with Stainashirtica Syndrome, you can give generously to the Blogging Baker.

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Peter Andersson - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Let me guess - Stainashirtica Syndrome is diagnosed by the presence of hand tremors, vision impairment and small mouth?
McKludge - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Much like Robert Hays had a drinking problem in Airplane, I think you have an eating disorder.
WarrenB - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Peter- According to the Physicians Vest Reference, Stainashirtica Syndrome is defined as a "motor skills deficiency where perceptions of distance, grasping, and eating are distorted in direct proportion to the sauciness of the food and the cleanliness of the shirt." The preceding announcement was brought to you by Shout.
McK- Great movie. Great scenes. Surely, I'm not joking...why yes I'm not joking, and you're not Shirley ;-)
Thanks for the v/c's!
Bilbopooh - July 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Ah, they're not just stains, they're art! Now that's a good way to look at a problem that is quite pervasive in my house. Mainly with me. I am a first-class klutz when it comes to food. You have described me well... Great job!
AFW - July 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Not a stain on your parody parade...descriptive
WarrenB - August 01, 2010 - Report this comment
BP- Same here. None of my clothes resemble what they were when I bought them. Thanks for the v/c!
AFW- Thanks for the kind words.

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