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Song Parodies -> "Damn Itchy Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Behind Blue Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Itchy Eyes"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Hey, SM's had another long leave of absence, but I wrote a killer for you. THis parody is devoted to all who have spring health issues, such as allergies, or spring flu, of anything else that keeps them miserable in bed. Hey even Clariten takes a while to kick in... I hope I can fit some more parodies in soon, I'm running out of ideas! Not really, but it gets harder to think.
No one knows what it's like
To hate pollen
When it is falling
Damn itchy eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be sneezing
To be sniffling
Or to get the hives

I take pills
The jars are empty
As my nose it seems to be
They take hours, to be honest
Yet I still suffer
I'm never free

No one knows what it's like
To stay up at the toilet
Like I do
I have spring flu

No one hacks up a lung
Every Tuesday
While my throat has swelled
It's so true

I take pills
The jars are empty
As my nose it seems to be
They take hours, to be honest
Yet I still suffer
I'm never free

When I wake up and start my coughing
I feel almost as dead as a door
I can't blink without rubbing my dang eyes
I spend a lot of time on the floor
And the doctor gives me medication
Sticks some cotton down my throat
I hate spring as much as I do my veggies
It's the time I'm always in the moat

No one knows what it's like
To hate pollen
When it is falling
Damn itchy eyes
Itchy eyes are the worst too aren't they....

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