-> "Life As A Mouseboy (Revised Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Life During Wartime" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Life As A Mouseboy (Revised Version)"
Heard my dear gram, who talks about witches,
those creatures nobody knows
Heard the Grand High Witch, strayed in the hotel,
the place where everyone goes
Those witches caught me, right in their bedroom,
transformed me into a mouse
I've grown brown fur, a long skinny tail,
I might get used to it now
I am not joking, it's a fiasco,
I am not fooling around
Those witches prancing, their hocus-pocus,
Got to escape from them now
Report the message, to Bruno Jenkins,
wonder what he's gonna say
Tried to break the news, right to our own parents,
they don't even know our real names
Right in the hallway, the maids are cleaning,
they're getting ready to roll
I sneak during teatime, and I creep in the nighttime,
got to find myself a hole
No time for playing, through this fiasco,
No time for fooling around!
Can’t run no faster, got heebie-jeebies,
I'm feeling hungry right now
They conquered Norway! Invaded England!
Some in the U.S.of A!
I should've known not to stand near their glass door,
their cat had chased me from there
I got their formula, right from their bedroom,
to stop those witches today
But I ain't got no sneakers, ain't got no glasses,
ain't got my pet mice to play
Why do some homework? Why go to grade school?
Gonna be different this time
Can climb the stairwell, can climb high places,
I can climb anything now
Trouble in hotel, got through those people,
we've blended in with the crowd
I told my grandma, hide me in kitchen,
we know that we ain't allowed
Avoided mouse traps, avoided house cats,
to prevent from getting crushed
I dropped the formula, right in the soup pot,
to stop those witches I must
The chefs have quivered, they feel so frightened,
I'm making everyone scream
I had a great time, working with Bruno,
we made a pretty good team
Kill all those witches? What good are witches?
They won't let you survive
My tail is hurting, smarts like a bee sting,
that chef cut me with his knife
The waiters serving, the witches' soup now,
they should be turning to mice
Those people clamoring, the melee's starting,
It's a disastrous night!
Enter Miss Irvine, the good witch who quit,
has turned me back to a boy
I feel so happy, I'm back to normal,
I'm feeling so overjoyed
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