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Song Parodies -> "Submit Songs Irregular (Bad Muse Lament)"

Original Song Title:

"Breakfast In America"

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Parody Song Title:

"Submit Songs Irregular (Bad Muse Lament)"

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The Lyrics

Take a look at my cruel muse
Treats me like a bag of snot
Refuses to enthuse
Never seem to write a lot

She's a jumbo saucy rotter
Sat on my harmonica
She's a girl that, likes to scorn ya
I'm moping and going to just stew
Try and write a song spoof or two

Good she's at vicious invectives
Yoda'd say, Yoda'd say
She's got me under her hexes
My psyche's now in disarray

Her demeanor, just gets meaner
Everything I write she'll trash
What a bruiser, don't provoke her
She's stealing my smokes and my brew
My toothbrush to scratch her wazoo

Don't you know that she's hell sent
And would take a fine mug shot
She's Lucifers girlfriend
Thermally that makes her hot

Has a jumbo, police blotter
Left for South America
Lots of girls in, California
I'm hoping to find a new muse
Else I'll end up writing 'bout poos

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MasonR - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Some meaningful musings here! 555
alvin - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderful concept....muses can be fickle indeed
Ann Hammond - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
renaldo - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Mason, alvin & Ann
UnKnownVO - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, please put the brakes on any pooh writes! Otherwise, this is cabo-wabo!
renaldo - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
OK, no pooh, except maybe Sir Winnie the!
Peregrin - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
That's some really interesting stuff there!
renaldo - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Pippin

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