-> "Salvation Army"
Original Song Title:
"Fly Like An Eagle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Salvation Army"
The Lyrics
[schick-schluck-snick, pew-pew-p'pew!*] (x4)
Rights keep on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the sewer
Rights keep on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the sewer
I want the Salvation Army
To decree
Salvation Army
Now does firearms charity
I want the Salvation Army
To arm me
And to arm the homeless veterans
Scare the babies
Who don't know to be afraid
Teach the children
The fun of fusillade**
Arm the armless
Now their debts are paid
Wah-waah***, think of the veterans
I want the Salvation Army
To decree
Salvation Army
Sells guns on HGTV
I want the Salvation Army
To ship free
To all the world's soup kitchens
Rights keep on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the sewer
Rights keep on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the sewer
Rights keep on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the sewer
Rights keep on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the sewer
[pew-pew, p'pew-pew!] (x8)
I want the Salvation Army
Guarantee
Salvation Army
Make a prosthetic Uzi!
I hear that Salvation Army
Surgery
Is free with all ACA plans
[schick-schluck-snick, pew-pew-p'pew! schick-schluck-snick]
[schick-schluck-snick, pew-pew-p'pew!] (x3)
Rights keep on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the sewer
Rights keep on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the sewer
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