-> "Black Jack Missouri Is Run By Jack-Asses"
Original Song Title:
"Do it Again" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Black Jack Missouri Is Run By Jack-Asses"
Got a warning in the mailbox from the Black Jack City Fathers
Said, "You violate our ord'nance and as such we want you outta here"
I inquired what I did wrong, "Why do you want me to leave?"
When they told me of the problem it was quite hard to believe
They said, "You can't, man, live here in sin – so you must get out now
Out of Black Jack, out of our town"
My reaction; was astonished – I was truly blown away
Just because we were not married they told us we could not stay
In my anger and resentment I told off the local mayor
"Who the Hell do you think you are to tell people they can't stay here?"
He said, "I'm the Black Jack Mayor, my friend, I'll kick your ass out of town
So go pack, man, and leave our town"
Now it's bad enough to realize that you're living among fools
But it's much worse when those assh*les want you to live by their rules
In Black Jack the City Father's seem to be inane and feckless
Wish I hadn't bought a house here; it seems now I do regret this
Because these hacks lack brains in their heads; there's nothing but air in there
All their heads do is sep'rate their ears
[out to end fade]
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