Song Parodies -> Nicky Can't Lose His Lumber

Original Song Title:

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

  
Parody Song Title:

"Nicky Can't Lose His Lumber"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

You took Levitra yesterday
Wanted a little wild time, you had some fun
I guess you kind of scared yourself, it won't go down
No, now it just won't change from hard

Nicky can't lose his lumber
You don't wanna ball nobody else
Get it off in the bedroom by yourself

Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it, you might feel better
You could leave home

You tried to bend it down, it looks inflamed
Maybe you can tie it off, oh so slow
It won't stay inside your pants now, see it grow
If only it would change from hard

Nicky can't lose his lumber
You're too shy to call nobody else
But it's not getting better by itself

Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it, you might feel better
You could leave home

You tell yourself it's so unkind
This thing is gonna blow your mind
You're wishing it would change from hard

Nicky can't lose his lumber
You're too shy to call nobody else
Bend it off, it'll let up by itself

Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it you might feel better
You could leave home

Nicky can't lose his lumber
(Nicky can't lose his lumber)
Nicky can't lose his lumber
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John Barry - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C., a funny number.
alvin rhodes - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
title of the day and it lived up to its promise...5s plus
Kristof Robertson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, if you're trying to take Johnny Ds crown from him, this is a great start! 555
Rick C - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof, we both know that NOBODY could take Johnny D's crown!!
AFW - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
humorous write....I think the tv com'l says if over four hours, you should go to a doctor, or a hospital...they don't say why...maybe you're supposed to use it on a nurse...
Paul Robinson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, nice job...and this is a HARD OS to write to ~ ~ ~ 5's ~ ~ ~
Jeff Reuben - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
If you laugh at this for longer than four hours, call a doctor immediately!
Johnny D - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought I was
The Dickhead of that Schtick
But I've just handed my Schtick-Baton to Rick!

(...er, wait a minute, that last line doesn't sound quite right...)
Rick C - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you AFW, Paul, JAB, ar, Kristof, Jeff and JD.

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