Song Parodies -> Nicky Can't Lose His Lumber
| Original Song Title: | "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" |
| Original Performer: | Steely Dan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Nicky Can't Lose His Lumber" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Cormier |
You took Levitra yesterday
Wanted a little wild time, you had some fun
I guess you kind of scared yourself, it won't go down
No, now it just won't change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You don't wanna ball nobody else
Get it off in the bedroom by yourself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it, you might feel better
You could leave home
You tried to bend it down, it looks inflamed
Maybe you can tie it off, oh so slow
It won't stay inside your pants now, see it grow
If only it would change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You're too shy to call nobody else
But it's not getting better by itself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it, you might feel better
You could leave home
You tell yourself it's so unkind
This thing is gonna blow your mind
You're wishing it would change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You're too shy to call nobody else
Bend it off, it'll let up by itself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it you might feel better
You could leave home
Nicky can't lose his lumber
(Nicky can't lose his lumber)
Nicky can't lose his lumber
Wanted a little wild time, you had some fun
I guess you kind of scared yourself, it won't go down
No, now it just won't change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You don't wanna ball nobody else
Get it off in the bedroom by yourself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it, you might feel better
You could leave home
You tried to bend it down, it looks inflamed
Maybe you can tie it off, oh so slow
It won't stay inside your pants now, see it grow
If only it would change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You're too shy to call nobody else
But it's not getting better by itself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it, you might feel better
You could leave home
You tell yourself it's so unkind
This thing is gonna blow your mind
You're wishing it would change from hard
Nicky can't lose his lumber
You're too shy to call nobody else
Bend it off, it'll let up by itself
Nicky can't lose that lumber
It's the only bone you own
If you lose it you might feel better
You could leave home
Nicky can't lose his lumber
(Nicky can't lose his lumber)
Nicky can't lose his lumber
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Rick C., a funny number.
title of the day and it lived up to its promise...5s plus
Rick, if you're trying to take Johnny Ds crown from him, this is a great start! 555
Kristof, we both know that NOBODY could take Johnny D's crown!!
humorous write....I think the tv com'l says if over four hours, you should go to a doctor, or a hospital...they don't say why...maybe you're supposed to use it on a nurse...
Hey, nice job...and this is a HARD OS to write to ~ ~ ~ 5's ~ ~ ~
If you laugh at this for longer than four hours, call a doctor immediately!
I thought I was
The Dickhead of that Schtick
But I've just handed my Schtick-Baton to Rick!
(...er, wait a minute, that last line doesn't sound quite right...)
The Dickhead of that Schtick
But I've just handed my Schtick-Baton to Rick!
(...er, wait a minute, that last line doesn't sound quite right...)
Thank you AFW, Paul, JAB, ar, Kristof, Jeff and JD.
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