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Song Parodies -> "Jet Charlemagne"

Original Song Title:

"Kid Charlemagne"

Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Jet Charlemagne"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I've heard of the Jet Charlemagne flying fortress mecha from Jushi Sentai France Five,a fan-made Sentai series in France.
While the France Five really had an awesome fight
Those Eiffel Tower nights
They were the best in town
Just by chance you crossed the red line with power
You love to save the world
You guys are all still here around
You can defeat Lexos
You can realize
That you're not acting like Totally Spies
The Lexos empire are always still mean
In France the fights are clean

You love Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat
Every bouncer was fighting off the wall
They had a free for all
Don't go to England,you won't care
Don't go buy a speedboat
You should be more clever
What ruins the day?
You will find out when a Lexos monster must debate

Get it on,call up the Jet Charlemagne
Call up the Jet Charlemagne

Now French patrons do not leave you in the red
None of your friends are dead
Your life will be very strange
All those bouncers just said you're "a big disgrace"
They're fighting just in case
Your favorite colors change
Guys,were you mistaken for Americans?
Look at all the fencing hooligans

Bring it on,call up the Jet Charlemagne
Call up the Jet Charlemagne

Attack Lexos or else Paris is at stake
The French people ain't fake
Just get rid of that Lexos
The sixth man was silver
Yes,he is silver
Going to the Eiffel Tower
You are better
Careful what you wish for
You're not telling lies
You guys don't act like Totally Spies

Move along,call up the Jet Charlemagne
Call up the Jet Charlemagne

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