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Song Parodies -> "Jack in the Box"

Original Song Title:

"Do It Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Jack in the Box"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

In the morning, you are fryin'
Eggs and bacon just like Mom made
And you gamely keep on tryin'
Till your stove looks like a bomb raid

Now the pancakes are all flamin'
As you cook them till they're black
It's too early for some Ramen
So you haul your ass to Jack, yeah

You go back, Jack, Jack in the Box
Wheels keep on turnin' in
You go back, Jack, Jack in the Box

Now you're in there cookin' dinner
From a recipe you found
But you'll end up gettin' thinner
If you try to choke it down

So you make a sliced cheese sandwich
With a dash of Grey Poupon
But the first bite brings you anguish
Cause you left the wrapper on, yeah

You go back, Jack, order again
So glad you found the clown
You go back, Jack, order again

[SOLO]

Now it's suppertime you're cookin'
And you swear it won't go south
But the seafood isn't lookin'
Like you want it in your mouth

Well, the sauce is thin and runny
So you grab a spoon and beat it
But the shrimp smells kind of funny
And your dog won't even eat it, yeah

You go back, Jack, Jack in the Box
Bowels churnin' up and down
You go back, Jack, Jack in the Box

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Andria - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Good parody... I am not the biggest fan of JITB, especially after getting food poisoning at one in Springfield, Oregon and spending the whole trip back to Salem ralphing out the window of the Mazda pickup I had at the time every 5 miles or so. 5s.
Porfle Popnecker - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! I got food poisoning once, and it was just about the sickest I've ever been.
Rob Arndt - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
The new Outlaw Burger is OK... JITB's best is the cheap prices and ever-changing menu board! Good song-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! I like their Ultimate Burger or whatever they call it. But I hardly ever eat out anymore since my cooking's so much cheaper and I've narrowed it down to a few things that are easy to make and taste great.
AFW - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Good one...unique rhymes..(remember him, I think he's a LeAnn's spanish brother)
Porfle Popnecker - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Are they related to Busta?

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