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Song Parodies -> "Doctor Who"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor Wu"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor Who"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Imagine the disciples as stoners and they get so wrecked that they forget who was put on the cross. (sounds like a Monty Python sketch)
Jesus cried
He was halfway crucified
With a stab wound in his side and full of sorrow
He caved in
But his life began again
And then he stopped a vast disaster for the morrow
All night long
We would smoke that stupid bong
With every pull we took our visions grew.

Well it must be Doctor Who
Do you really hunt for bad foe as a man without a crew
Is it hazy when you're high or just an ordinary sky
Do you get the perfect view
Do you really Doctor.

Don't look bright
He's been hung out here all night
We've been shoutin' "What a waste", it's sad this thing we see
This grey day
When the Christian gentlemen weep an' pray
I went searching for the bong he used to bring to me
Jesus dies
There's no spark left in his eyes
But imagine my surprise coz it's not you.

Well it must be Doctor Who
Do you really hunt for bad foe as a man without a crew
Is it hazy when you're high or just an ordinary sky
Do you get the perfect view
Do you really Doctor. (repeated)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

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alvin - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
wow...this is really way out there...dug it !
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
What the hell...?
Andy Primus - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin - thought this might be a bit too abstract but thought I'd give it a go anyway. Thanks Agri - you're very fair with your scoring (unlike most) coz you still acknowledge good pacing even if you don't like the content.
unKnownSky - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm Dr Who, or JudeAss . . . Sir, prize me ! Tell me no lies . . . See Him go way up to the skies !
Andy Primus - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks unKnownSky - with your positive attitude I'd say you're Dr Who not JudeAss

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