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Song Parodies -> "This Clown Ain't Big Enough..."

Original Song Title:

"This Town Ain't Big Enough..."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sparks

Parody Song Title:

"This Clown Ain't Big Enough..."

Parody Written by:

Joe Johnson

The Lyrics

A song about people who eat circus folk
Stew time, red nose big shoe time
Circus guys are the unused food group so we'll have them tonight
"Mummy, this stuff tastes funny"
"Please don't complain my dear, just give it here, I'll have the ear my plate's quite clear - "
This clown ain't big enough for the both of us
Don't get the makeup on your sleeve!

Frying, the clown's done dying
And when the circus master's near take a fork to his rear
Dry him, then oil and fry him
Then get the dancers on their high trapezes - go quite well with grapes and cheeses
This clown ain't big enough for the both of us
Don't get the makeup on your sleeve!

Daily, except for Sunday
You dawdle into the big marquee where you shop every day
Monkey - he looks quite chunky
You take the lions and the tasty tigers, fire-eaters, horseback riders
This clown ain't big enough for the both of us
Don't get the makeup on you sleeve!

Devour, the plastic flower
It doesn't taste too good but then again it's better than the hat...
Dipstick, for wearing lipstick
'Cause now they've cooked him with the orange peel - they know that he'll make a nice meal - BUT
This clown ain't big enough for the both of us
Don't get the makeup on your sleeve

Felt weak so, they ate the freak show
One of them got a bit of bearded lady stuck in their teeth
Small snacks - the juggling dwarf acts
They know that this clown isn't big enough
Not big enough and tastes quite rough
This clown isn't big enough, not big enough
And full of fluff - I am gonna heave!

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