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Song Parodies -> "Cell-Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Cell-Phone"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

When I think back on all the crap I said in high school
It's a wonder I can speak at all
And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none
I can send text messages to you all

Cell-phone
They come in such nice cool colors
They come with a million functions
Let's you keep all your friends a call away, oh yeah
I got a Mo-torola
It lets me take photographs
So mama don't take my cell-phone away

If you took all the girls I have inside my phonebook
And called them all together here tonight
I know I'd have myself some real good conversations
But then...all their boyfriends would want to fight

Cell-phone
They come in such nice cool colors
They come with a million functions
Let's you keep all your friends a call away, oh yeah
I got a Mo-torola
It lets me take photographs
So mama don't take my cell-phone away

Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
Mama don't take my cell-phone away

Mama don't take my cell-phone
Mama don't take my cell-phone
Mama don't take my cell-phone away

Mama don't take my cell-phone
What if a girl calls and wants to bone?
Mama don't take my cell-phone away

Mama don't take my phone
(ring ring ring)
Mama don't take my cell-phone away
O.K.!


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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 13

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Rice Cube - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Gave you a 4 for pacing.....but that's just because I'm picky and I didn't like how "kodachrome" was dragged out into "cell phone".
Syncronos - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I know I know...but 'cellular phone' was to cacaphonistic a phrase to replace the euphonistic 'Kodachrome' don't you think?
Michael Pacholek - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Perfect score! Tell him what he wins, Shadoe!
Rice Cube - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
You coulda used "mobile phone" ;) But it was a fun parody
Syncronos - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Touche'...you are correct, Rice Cube...perhaps we should team up...your vernacular is extraordinary
Billy Florio - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Call up Motorrolla and sk them if they need a theme song..other than the stretch of Cell phone into Kodochrome, this is excellent
Scaea - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Very nice. Every thing that needs to be said has been said.
Paul Warren - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
As Well As The Original!!!

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