Do ya think It's Sexy?


Sour, Sour, Ooh
Ooh-OOh-ooh-ooh


He sits alone waiting for his "daughter"
He's so nervous avoiding all the chatter
His lips are dry, his hair is gelled and standing
Don't you just know exactly what he's thinking?


(chorus)
If you see his body you won't think it's sexy
Come on Stewart you've grown old
No we just don't like you dating your own "daughter"
Grizzled old peroxide gnome!
Tell him he's crazy!


She's actin' strange callin' him her father
Go on wackos! They spend the nights together
Now hold on a minute before this gets much sicker
Give us a break - he just wants in her nickers!
They read a jab on a magazine cover
At last they discover that they're embarrassed lovers


(chorus)
If you see his body you won't think it's sexy
Come on Stewart you've grown old
No we just don't like you dating your own "daughter"
Grizzled old peroxide gnome!
Tell them off people!


(bridge)

Old fart's just a washed up bum
Yeah he likes honeys that are young
For shame Roddy you should be alone


(almost endless whiney disco filler music)


They wake up at dawn and thee ol' perve starts singing
Two total weirdos but that ain't what they're thinking
Inside the bed, winter snuggles springtime
He's like her father neither one's complaining
She says "Oh daddy but you're just so very naughty!"
That's 'cos he wants to be accepted like McCartney


(chorus) X 4
If you see his body you won't think it's sexy
Come on Stewart you've grown old
No we just don't like you dating your own "daughter"
Grizzled old peroxide gnome!
Tell him off people!