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Song Parodies -> "Do Ya Thínk It's Sexy?"

Original Song Title:

"Do Ya Thínk I'm Sexy?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Do Ya Thínk It's Sexy?"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

Here are some exerpts from two separate articles commenting on Rod Stewarts relationship with his much younger girlfriend..."Rod Stewart has been doing his best to put to bed the furore surrounding Penny Lancaster's revelation she calls him dad - by admitting he refers to her as his daughter. 'It was a term of endearment,' ageing rocker Rod explains of being called 'Dad' by his girlfriend...Quite why the grizzled peroxide gnome is so eager to dupe people into believing his girlfriend is his daughter is unclear - perhaps he enjoys freaking them out when they see him sucking the face off his 'little girl.' ...Rod Stewart has launched a blistering attack on fellow British music legends Sir Paul McCartney, Sting and Sir Elton John.In an angry interview, the 58-year-old rocker hits out at the media for mocking his relationship with 32-year-old girlfriend Penny Lancaster, and insists the former Beatle gets away with having a younger wife because he has been knighted.Rod whines, "What p***es me off is they never have a go at Paul McCartney for marrying a younger woman. He's 60 and Heather's 34..."
Do ya think It's Sexy?


Sour, Sour, Ooh
Ooh-OOh-ooh-ooh


He sits alone waiting for his "daughter"
He's so nervous avoiding all the chatter
His lips are dry, his hair is gelled and standing
Don't you just know exactly what he's thinking?


(chorus)
If you see his body you won't think it's sexy
Come on Stewart you've grown old
No we just don't like you dating your own "daughter"
Grizzled old peroxide gnome!
Tell him he's crazy!


She's actin' strange callin' him her father
Go on wackos! They spend the nights together
Now hold on a minute before this gets much sicker
Give us a break - he just wants in her nickers!
They read a jab on a magazine cover
At last they discover that they're embarrassed lovers


(chorus)
If you see his body you won't think it's sexy
Come on Stewart you've grown old
No we just don't like you dating your own "daughter"
Grizzled old peroxide gnome!
Tell them off people!


(bridge)

Old fart's just a washed up bum
Yeah he likes honeys that are young
For shame Roddy you should be alone


(almost endless whiney disco filler music)


They wake up at dawn and thee ol' perve starts singing
Two total weirdos but that ain't what they're thinking
Inside the bed, winter snuggles springtime
He's like her father neither one's complaining
She says "Oh daddy but you're just so very naughty!"
That's 'cos he wants to be accepted like McCartney


(chorus) X 4
If you see his body you won't think it's sexy
Come on Stewart you've grown old
No we just don't like you dating your own "daughter"
Grizzled old peroxide gnome!
Tell him off people!



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Steven - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Great
Mari D - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Ewwww! Right on! Have you seen the TV commercial advertising Rod's latest CD of torch songs? Check it out for a good laugh!
Wild Man - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Rod's brain has rotted. Jerry!... Jerry!...Jerry! Nice work on your parody!
Smurf - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all for your comments! And sorry but no Mari I haven't seen it. It's probably an American commercial and I live in Sweden. I'm not familiar with the term "torch songs". Are they based on his personal miffs against Sting and Elton John and the like? Just wondered and sounds like a very interesting CD
Diva - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work on this parody.
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
:-)
Moose - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody! Rod Stewart and his daughter would just love this one...NOT 5's guys
Hally Toesis - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
That old Rod Stewart is such a stinker...he reminds me of a rotten egg in the anal cavity of a dead horse lying for a week in the sun on a heap of rotting produce!
Dan Druff - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah Hally! The miserable old bugger...right on with this one - 5's all the way
Who cares anyways - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Parody LOL yeah lets tell of that drunken old toad once and for all :-)
sinead scullion - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ver good singer
Dover, Ben - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Hally and Dan.

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