-> "eBay®"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Legs"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"eBay®"
The Lyrics
Wood chair, rocking, ends at four
I gotta bid a fifty or more
If I lose again, gonna be real sore
Well there was twenty last night in Vermont
But in the morning they all were gone
I'm talking brand new...
eBay®, checking it out
eBay®, when I lose I pout
eBay®, make a bid it's cool
I'm saving money...
Sniped a bid last second, won
I stole it from Bidder One
And it's a nice baby grand
For a concert band
But you know that they won't ship it to me
Have to drive to East Tennessee
Play? Don't know how to...
eBay®, now why'd I buy that?
eBay®, I can't take it back
eBay®, bought a monkey too
Cost lots of money...
Whoa!
eBay®!
eBay®!
eBay®!
Found a nice tea caddy set
And a used spare part for a 'vette
Seventeen years old
But mine's an eighty-four
I'm in debt right up to my neck
It's making me a financial wreck
I'm gonna get sued...
eBay®, bought some patent shoes
eBay®, I can't wear size two
eBay®, and they were half price, new
Where's all my money...
eBay®, buying a shark
eBay®, piece of Noah's Ark
eBay®, need to buy a new shelf
I need some money...
eBay®, a talking sea trout
eBay®, I can't live without
eBay®, would be so cool
But don't have money...
eBay®, some rare film clips
eBay®, but they never shipped
eBay®, they were lost, got ripped
My money, my money.....
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