Song Parodies -> Tvistin' Your Life Away
| Original Song Title: | "Twistin' The Night Away" |
| Original Performer: | Rod Stewart |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tvistin' Your Life Away" |
| Parody Written by: | Fred Snider |
This is what really happened to his Tvansylvania Tvist! Happy Halloween!
Look into my eyes & face,
They'll take you to another place,
Vere the creatures are so grey,
Tvistin' your life away!
Here the blood is gonna run,
'Til the rising of the sun,
I'm a vicious son of a gun,
Tvistin' your life away!
Tvistin', Tvansylvania tvistin',
I know you all think I'm gay,
Tvistin', Tvansylvania tvistin',
Tvistin' your life away!
The Boston Strangler was my friend,
He'll squeeze you 'til the very end,
His hands are just below your chin,
Tvistin' your life away!
He leaves you in a grizzly scene,
The portrait of a psycho fiend,
Man, that dude is really mean,
Tvistin' your life away!
( Chorus )
Jack The Ripper is my chum,
Has a thing about his Mum,
Drinks a little too much rum,
Tvistin' the knife away!
He wears the most expensive clothes,
Likes to watch intestine flows,
Doesn't care much for them Cockney ho's,
Tvistin' the knife away!
( Chorus )
They'll take you to another place,
Vere the creatures are so grey,
Tvistin' your life away!
Here the blood is gonna run,
'Til the rising of the sun,
I'm a vicious son of a gun,
Tvistin' your life away!
Tvistin', Tvansylvania tvistin',
I know you all think I'm gay,
Tvistin', Tvansylvania tvistin',
Tvistin' your life away!
The Boston Strangler was my friend,
He'll squeeze you 'til the very end,
His hands are just below your chin,
Tvistin' your life away!
He leaves you in a grizzly scene,
The portrait of a psycho fiend,
Man, that dude is really mean,
Tvistin' your life away!
( Chorus )
Jack The Ripper is my chum,
Has a thing about his Mum,
Drinks a little too much rum,
Tvistin' the knife away!
He wears the most expensive clothes,
Likes to watch intestine flows,
Doesn't care much for them Cockney ho's,
Tvistin' the knife away!
( Chorus )
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