Song Parodies -> First Mutt Is The Cheapest
| Original Song Title: | "First Cut Is The Deepest" |
| Original Performer: | Rod Stewart |
| Parody Song Title: | "First Mutt Is The Cheapest" |
| Parody Written by: | Colin Bailey |
OK so Cat Stevens wrote it!
I would have paid all the money I had
Plus a bit that I borrowed from my dad;
But the man in the pet shop said;
A dog's for life son,
And not for street cred
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
And when it comes to chasing sticks in the park
You want a dog that wags its tail and don't bark,
or growl at people.
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
A mongrel I think you'll agree,
Is more fun than a one with pedigree.
A rottweiler or a pit bull
Wouldn't offer you love as
rich or as full
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
And when it comes to doing things on the grass
You want a dog that does…. what its asked
And not on the carpet.
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Plus a bit that I borrowed from my dad;
But the man in the pet shop said;
A dog's for life son,
And not for street cred
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
And when it comes to chasing sticks in the park
You want a dog that wags its tail and don't bark,
or growl at people.
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
A mongrel I think you'll agree,
Is more fun than a one with pedigree.
A rottweiler or a pit bull
Wouldn't offer you love as
rich or as full
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
And when it comes to doing things on the grass
You want a dog that does…. what its asked
And not on the carpet.
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Bottom comments, very apt!Bad Track Records.
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Excellent :-) (and I've always felt the same way about the "bottom comments", too)
what goes "Mark! Mark! Mark?" a dog with a harelip, and this one gneths hnifvs 5-5-5
just like ma first pups 5s!
very good, Colin - great idea - I'll watch out for your stuff - 555
Hey! What's this open season on pit bulls in parodies all of a sudden? I am too full of love! I should bite you....but my owner says I must give you 5's and I am always obedient.
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