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Song Parodies -> "First Mutt Is The Cheapest"

Original Song Title:

"First Cut Is The Deepest"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"First Mutt Is The Cheapest"

Parody Written by:

Colin Bailey

The Lyrics

OK so Cat Stevens wrote it!
I would have paid all the money I had
Plus a bit that I borrowed from my dad;
But the man in the pet shop said;
A dog's for life son,
And not for street cred

The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
And when it comes to chasing sticks in the park
You want a dog that wags its tail and don't bark,
or growl at people.
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest

A mongrel I think you'll agree,
Is more fun than a one with pedigree.
A rottweiler or a pit bull
Wouldn't offer you love as
rich or as full

The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
And when it comes to doing things on the grass
You want a dog that does…. what its asked
And not on the carpet.
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Son, you know
The first Mutt is the cheapest
The first Mutt is the cheapest
Bottom comments, very apt!Bad Track Records.

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Phil Alexander - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent :-) (and I've always felt the same way about the "bottom comments", too)
malcolm higgins - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
what goes "Mark! Mark! Mark?" a dog with a harelip, and this one gneths hnifvs 5-5-5
Yoidy - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
just like ma first pups 5s!
Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
very good, Colin - great idea - I'll watch out for your stuff - 555
Dudley the pit bull - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey! What's this open season on pit bulls in parodies all of a sudden? I am too full of love! I should bite you....but my owner says I must give you 5's and I am always obedient.

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