way too saggy
the pair you've got's something...they hang from you
in late september
we were really shook...when back in school
oh, at first we all were amused
now we're feeling so confused
so saggy, the kittens have cried...by the score
they blew me away when shown
no one dates you...you're always alone
your body parts fall past your frilly skirt

when morning comes
if they're on your face...you could suffocate
but that don't worry you none
you've learned to stand the weight
the butt of all of our jiokes
the images that you invoke
so saggy, i swear they lie...on the floor
when young, they resembled cones
as you're aging, they really have grown
and on the whole...they're a pain you could do without

all you needed was a doc...to trim...your giant glands
cause when you took a lover
oh brother, he was smothered...and soon passed out
never saw a rack this bad
lord, i think they're bigger than your head
the largest i ever have spied...to be sure
its often we hear you moan
that you ache, is a fact that's well-known
i bet it smarts...i couldn't blame you if you cried

i suppose
you get some funny looks...from certain kids at school
and some may think it cute
to make a comment, but that's most uncool
you've got yourself some monstrous glands
they're quite a pair of hams
so saggy, but yet you never...seem disgraced
you are a high-class of person, indeed
though your boobs are as big as can be
they strain your heart...but you love the way they sway

saggy...i wish i...never seen this case
they were once like cones...in her young days
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