You wouldn't know whose boobs they were
If you walked into my room
But they don't go unnoticed
I'm glad they sagged too soon

Squeezin' them...I now can tell
They stuck out and once were spherical
I feel her bust, undressed right here
And these contraptions are such a miracle

I took both those implants of hers
Which in the beginning were hard to the touch
But pretty soon they loosened up
Just because they're fondled so much

The skin-peeling doctor said to come right in
And he would change her "C's" to "D's"
He yanked 'em out, she's re-endowed
She saved the old ones just for me

Chorus

Straight from her heart, to my back wall
They're such good twins, we have a ball
She got new boobies, her old ones end
Up on my wall

She's been featured in Glamour, and easy to hammer
And she's every boy's wet dream
The old ones were gifted, but since they got uplifted
They're the best pair I've ever seen

They collapsed I see, a tradgedy
I have sympathy, and a plea
Like every fake boob that I've bitten
It's funny they taste like salt to me

Repeat chorus

My lust for them is so measurable
My pant front looks like a tent
They're bra-less, sag-less, trace of brine-ness
My duty to check for dents

At times I've been horny all day
And sometimes need to relieve
So I bite these nips and play with it
'Cause it's as close to real as I get

Her old im-plants, hang on my wall
They're such nice twins, keep me enthralled
She got new boobies, her old ones end
Up on my wall