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Song Parodies -> "They're On My Wall"

Original Song Title:

"You're In My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"They're On My Wall"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I read the article on Amiright 's home page, posted Oct 7, about Ozzie Osbourne's son, Jack, having Rod Stewart's daughter's ( Kimberly ) old implants hanging on his bedroom wall. I thought it was pretty funny...about par for the course for the Osbourne family.So this is the boy, singing the parody
You wouldn't know whose boobs they were
If you walked into my room
But they don't go unnoticed
I'm glad they sagged too soon

Squeezin' them...I now can tell
They stuck out and once were spherical
I feel her bust, undressed right here
And these contraptions are such a miracle

I took both those implants of hers
Which in the beginning were hard to the touch
But pretty soon they loosened up
Just because they're fondled so much

The skin-peeling doctor said to come right in
And he would change her "C's" to "D's"
He yanked 'em out, she's re-endowed
She saved the old ones just for me

Chorus

Straight from her heart, to my back wall
They're such good twins, we have a ball
She got new boobies, her old ones end
Up on my wall

She's been featured in Glamour, and easy to hammer
And she's every boy's wet dream
The old ones were gifted, but since they got uplifted
They're the best pair I've ever seen

They collapsed I see, a tradgedy
I have sympathy, and a plea
Like every fake boob that I've bitten
It's funny they taste like salt to me

Repeat chorus

My lust for them is so measurable
My pant front looks like a tent
They're bra-less, sag-less, trace of brine-ness
My duty to check for dents

At times I've been horny all day
And sometimes need to relieve
So I bite these nips and play with it
'Cause it's as close to real as I get

Her old im-plants, hang on my wall
They're such nice twins, keep me enthralled
She got new boobies, her old ones end
Up on my wall


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Stuart McArthur - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm almost too embarrassed to crack this obvious gag, Dee, but here goes - mammary, all alone in the moonlight - 555
Joe Melchionne - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
How about, "thanks for the mammaries" ? 555
Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Truly tasteless, unlike the salty mams..but tres funny! 555
alvin rhodes - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
funny parody..certainly a unique subject...or pair of subjects...5s
Michael Pacholek - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
His love for them is immeasureable, his respect, whoa, they're immense...
Ashkicksass - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL Dee!
Dee Range - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, Joe, Kristof,alvin, Michael, and ashkickass, thanks so much for the nice comments. Glad you enjoyed the song!
Adagio - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) "My pant front looks like a tent" lol 5'S
S.T.G. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You dirty, dirty person, but yet so funny. all fives
bobpiecheese - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) Eugh...why do I ever speak to Spence and Nath? Now I get every joke in this parody. Disgusting, yet brilliant. Nice work, Dee Range.
Matthias - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt Contest) So while Ozzy's biting the heads of chickens, his son's biting the breasts instead?
Cat - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) Your usual lunacy at its best, Dee. But wait...Jack actually LIKES the taste of saline? Ew.
Red Ant - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-shirt) Implants don't have nipples, do they? Haven't seen Rod's daughter, but having a set of used implants as spank fodder is pretty weird. "'Cause it's as close to real as I get" was my favorite line.
Rick C - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) Classic Dee Range, but one I'd never seen before. TMGLTM...this is going straight to the short list. 555
Stuart McArthur - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(wet t-shirt) ah, I remember this one - funny stuff Dee
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
BOOB: You learn something new everyday, nice job here!

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