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Song Parodies -> "His First Cut Was My Penis (A Tribute To Circumcision)"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut Is The Deepest"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"His First Cut Was My Penis (A Tribute To Circumcision)"

Parody Written by:

Alan Hochbaum

The Lyrics

I know Cat Stevens did this first and Sheryl Crow did it later, but considering the content, I thought I'd go with "Rod"
My parents questioned him right from the start
And then his scalpel nearly tore me apart
And he took off almost all that I got
I may never look at blood again
I'll never look at blood again, cause I know

His first cut was my penis, wish he could sew
His first cut was my penis
And when it comes to being lucky, he's cursed
And when it comes to cutting wees, he's worse
He nearly caused my testicle to burst
That's how I know

His first cut was penis, it looks like a toe
His first cut was my penis

I still want to find me a bride
But I'm scared she'll want to go for a ride
Then she'll say she feels all empty inside
So I am sure, I'll never love again
Like Bobbit, I don't have too much to show....because

His first cut was my penis, boy it just blows
His first cut was my penis
Cause when it comes to being lucky he's cursed
When it comes to cutting wees he's worse
I wish they hadn't made me go first
But now I know

His first cut was my penis, boy don't I know
His first cut was my penis

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Birgitta - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This was very funny. :-D We mothers have had to see that "willy wackin'" doctor in action. Great parody!
Keith Hampshire - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! My 1973 version of this song was better than the other three all put together! :-0
Normie - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
unbelieveably funny! You did it again.
Mohel Schlomo Brisdickclippinstein - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Mazel Tov - to fivewin is human - to foreskin, divine!
Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This was very funny Alan! Good job!
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"

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