Song Parodies -> Have I Told You Lately That I Hate You?

Original Song Title:

"Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

  
Parody Song Title:

"Have I Told You Lately That I Hate You?"

Parody Written by:

Blackie Lawless Jr.

Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you that I wish to exterminate you?
You fill my heart with sadness, take away all my gladness,
Cause my troubles, that's what you do.

When I look at your face, it's a vision that is gory
Meet the day with fear and terror too
Make my life a mess when you get undressed
Cause my troubles, that's what you do.

Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told that I wish to exterminate you?
Fill my heart with sadness, take away all my gladness,
Cause my troubles, that's what you do.

There's murder on my mind
And it's yours and not mine
With a gun.
And when it's you that I slay,
I will give thanks and praise,
to the maker of the gun, of the gun.

Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you that I wish to exterminate you?
Fill my heart with sadness, take away all my gladness,
Cause my troubles, that's what you do.

Fill my life with sadness, take away all my gladness,
Cause my troubles, that's what you do.

Fill my life with sadness, take away all my gladness,
Cause my troubles, that's what you do.
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