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Song Parodies -> "Chilling Me Frosty"

Original Song Title:

"Killing Me Softly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roberta Flack

Parody Song Title:

"Chilling Me Frosty"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Holding me firm with his fingers,
Lifting me slowly and grand
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
Misty reflections in his eyes,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..

He grabs my handle, gently
Sips my contents with style
I'm pleased and proud to serve him
Unthirst him for a while
I am all his to enjoy..
He makes my white foam rise..

I'm the right glass for my master
Beautiful, tall, crystal clear
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
Making me sweaty in his hands,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..

He sips my golden lager,
I'm from his favorite set
Love how his strong hands hold me
So cozy we can get..
I know that when he's finished,
He'll frost me up again..

Squeezing me firm with his fingers,
(so fine, so fine)
Lifting me slowly and grand
(Great times, great times)
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge
Misty reflections in his eyes,
He chills me frosty in the fridge..

I'm the glass mug for my master
Beautiful, tall, crystal clear
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
I'm getting sweaty in his hands,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..

Chilling...Me...Frosty...


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alvin - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
very tender....lol
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
You have me very thirsty on this one, just prior to a weekend of Memorial Day indulgience!! 555 rounds...
John Barry - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
The greatest beer love song ever!
McKludge - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about Wendy's
Leo Keough - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Written in the first person of a beer mug...Very original...And VERY well written!!!...555!!!...(Security code PAR...must have been 555 yards of beer)
2Eagle - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Good rhyming.
PMS - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree-o with Leo
MsHuggyMuggy - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Glad you are enjoying your Bier, Sir L'Air de Foam !
AFW - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, John, Mark, McKludge, Leo, 2Eagle, PMS, and of course, LCC

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