Song Parodies -> Chilling Me Frosty
| Original Song Title: | "Killing Me Softly" |
| Original Performer: | Roberta Flack |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chilling Me Frosty" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Holding me firm with his fingers,
Lifting me slowly and grand
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
Misty reflections in his eyes,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..
He grabs my handle, gently
Sips my contents with style
I'm pleased and proud to serve him
Unthirst him for a while
I am all his to enjoy..
He makes my white foam rise..
I'm the right glass for my master
Beautiful, tall, crystal clear
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
Making me sweaty in his hands,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..
He sips my golden lager,
I'm from his favorite set
Love how his strong hands hold me
So cozy we can get..
I know that when he's finished,
He'll frost me up again..
Squeezing me firm with his fingers,
(so fine, so fine)
Lifting me slowly and grand
(Great times, great times)
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge
Misty reflections in his eyes,
He chills me frosty in the fridge..
I'm the glass mug for my master
Beautiful, tall, crystal clear
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
I'm getting sweaty in his hands,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..
Chilling...Me...Frosty...
Lifting me slowly and grand
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
Misty reflections in his eyes,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..
He grabs my handle, gently
Sips my contents with style
I'm pleased and proud to serve him
Unthirst him for a while
I am all his to enjoy..
He makes my white foam rise..
I'm the right glass for my master
Beautiful, tall, crystal clear
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
Making me sweaty in his hands,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..
He sips my golden lager,
I'm from his favorite set
Love how his strong hands hold me
So cozy we can get..
I know that when he's finished,
He'll frost me up again..
Squeezing me firm with his fingers,
(so fine, so fine)
Lifting me slowly and grand
(Great times, great times)
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge
Misty reflections in his eyes,
He chills me frosty in the fridge..
I'm the glass mug for my master
Beautiful, tall, crystal clear
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge
Icing his warm lips on my ridge,
I'm getting sweaty in his hands,
Chilling Me Frosty in the fridge..
Chilling...Me...Frosty...
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very tender....lol
You have me very thirsty on this one, just prior to a weekend of Memorial Day indulgience!!
555 rounds...
The greatest beer love song ever!
I thought this was gonna be about Wendy's
Written in the first person of a beer mug...Very original...And VERY well written!!!...555!!!...(Security code PAR...must have been 555 yards of beer)
Good rhyming.
I agree-o with Leo
Glad you are enjoying your Bier, Sir L'Air de Foam !
Thanks to alvin, John, Mark, McKludge, Leo, 2Eagle, PMS, and of course, LCC
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