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Song Parodies -> "Decade-Long Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Decade-Long Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

no worries this won't actually TAKE a decade to read! LOL! ...but this November 16th marks the anniversary of a 10 year old tragedy... the day I submitted my first parody to amiright! and ever since then innocent souls have been subjected to my lame puns and lame parodies even my lame parody openers heck some are probably reading this one right now! (lol j/k) anyway as will be mentioned in the parody below there are two parodies here "You Are A Big Disgrace" & "Thriller Food" which were written by A Jonathan but neither one was by me according to the dates on those parodies they were posted in 2003 & 2004 respectively still before I discovered and joined this site in 2005 and now without (much) further ado... I bring you a celebration... a celebration of a decade of other amirighters facepalming and rolling their eyes at my attempts at humor! and what better way to celebrate than with a parody of one of my all-time favorite songs? (after all I parodied it about 14 going on 15 times! ...only 3 that count though! ;)) so please enjoy (if you can) the following compilation of shameless plugs for shameful songs! :D
in two-thousand-five
and not two-thousand-three
I found this website
and posted "Sad Song Rhapsody"

there were two more
from two-thousand-four and three

another Jon-Boy wrote those two before me
then for a while I wrote some crap
seems mostly of "Bo Rhap"
man where does the time go?
a decade you've been stuck with me
with me

*******

ten years ago oh man
has it really been that long? "did I really write that song?"
well I guess I earned those ones
back in my awkward layout/pacing days

'twas a noooob
looking back it makes me cry
I'd mess up nearly every song I'd borrow
moving on moving on my work couldn't get much badder

*******

two years had come and gone
ran out of things to write
and submit to amiright
goodbye everybody "Can't Write A Song"
liked that better than my pre-block stuff in truth

'twas a boooob (you could say those songs blow)
did I even try?
it sometimes seems I'd never used thought at all!

*******

then in twenty-twelve I came back with "Slenderman"
was improved? was it good? well I certainly hope so!
"then I mocked Obama in the year twenty-thirteen"

"then wrote Tebow" ('bout Tim Tebow)
as you should know (I like Tebow)
got screwed over by Broncos (John Elway blo-o-o-ows!)

"once was a fanboy of Cyrus, Billy"
then eight years later "mocked both him and Miley"
never thought I'd see the day honestly

I'm giving this my best and I take requests
like "Meat It" that was a Rob Arndt request
(did my best!)
"Bruce Jenner" was another request
(had a blast!)
"Speed Dater" was another request
(did my best!)
yes I take requests
(well unless)
"OS Brings Me Stress"
("Kate Upton Breasts")

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

"Hay-Seeded Fever in the comments" I got knocked for my lame puns
wrote "Oreo" that's my latest parody of Dean from Dean to Queen!

*******

(headbanging time come on... you know you want to...)

over the past ten years I've met cool girls and guys
what? no I'm not just sucking up to get some fives...
though maybe you'll give generous rating...?
wish you all the best and here's to another ten years!

*******

Oooh Yeah
Oooh Yeah

don't you get discouraged
if first work gets threes
your first work's still better
than the first work posted by me

yeah my older stuff blows...
well... I'd like to THINK that my writing's improved over time... anyway thanks for reading! thanks for 10 years and thanks for making 'em great! it's been a heck of a ride so far! Here's to 10 more! (< yes that IS eggnog my drink of choice during this time of year... alcohol free of course!) Thank You & God Bless!

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Rob Arndt - November 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Congrats on your 10th Anniversary! I'm always eager to see what you post. You're a good Parodist, so no more self-denial of your abilities! 555 more parodies!!!
Ann - November 13, 2015 - Report this comment
cool, you got me wondering what I did with this os in the pas some time ago.
Rob Arndt - November 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Also Jon, very clever to work previous parodies into a new one! Very creative and bold!
Jonathan - November 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob - Thanks Man! thank you for the kind words! "555 more parodies?" could be I plan on sticking around for a long time! :)
Ann - Thanks glad I could remind you of this awesome song!
Callmelennie - November 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Fun song to parody, isn't it, Jonathan?
Peter Andersson - November 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Congrats on 10 years, I hope you hade as much fun writing your celebration piece as I hade with my five-hundred.
Jonathan - November 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Callmelennie - that it is Lennie that it is! thanks for reading! :)
Peter - thank you very much! this was pretty fun to write as are most of my parodies (except for when I had to parody "All About That Bass" but I got a Dirt Cake out of the deal so it's all good! :)) I remember your 500th parody celebration the one set to "She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain" that was a fun read! :)
and of course thank you to all who voted!

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