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Song Parodies -> "I Ate Those Stupid Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Ate Those Stupid Beans"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Is this my real life?
is this just fantasy?
stuck on the toilet
because i ate those
stupid beans

i don't eat pies or
french fries just
beans i'm just a
bean lover i ate
a lot of beans i
eat beans where
ever i go i eat them
high i eat them low
to the bathroom i go
i won't be out until
three tIl' three

mama i'm on the can
i locked the bathroom
door couldn't stand ya
burstin' in no more mama
i ain't anywhere near done
you'll have throw those
beans away mama Ooo
didn't mean to take this
long i probably won't be
out until tommorow calm
them down calm them
and i am on the crapper

Dad: Dear son your turn is
done i really have to
pee wontcha get out
just for me?
Kid: sorry everybody
i've got to go it is the
toilet i hafta use mama
Ooo (i really have to go)
i don't wanna die okay
so maybe that's over
acting a little

(piano solo)
Dad: i can't beleive my son
is hogging up the can gotta
use gotta use just gotta use
the toilet with how long he's
taking i wonder if he's faking
out me Kid: i got to go i got to go
i got to go i got to go i got to
go really gotta go i'm just a
bean lover everyone's mad
at me Family: he's just a
bean lover he ate too
many spare us the wait
for the hours of three
Kid: gotta go gotta go
really gotta go
Family: we don't care NO!
we also gotta go
Kid: gotta go
Family: we don't care we
also gotta go
Kid: gotta go
Family: we don't care we
also gotta go
Kid: gotta go
Family: also gotta go
Kid: gotta go
Family: also gotta go
Kid: gotta go
Family: then by all means hurry up and go
Kid: oh mama mia mama mia
mama i have got to go so please
stop getting mad at me at me at me

so you think you can stop me from using the pot?
is that knocking and screaming all that you got?
oh fellas i have got to go fellas and if i'm lucky i
will be out by next year

Family: oh no oh no
Kid: i am on the crapper anyone
can see i am on the crapper why
is this happening why is this
happening why is this happening
to me?

(farts) wow i am done...
Family: (screams out of anger cause all he did was fart)

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